I'm good at art and you know it...

I was surfing the internet when I found a few pictures which really deserve a special mention...
I couldn't help but make fun of the pictures...
Please don't start telling me that I'm mean or bad(you pussies..)...
I'm just having fun...





So who's the crack now eh???
When I first saw this picture I was like "why the fuck you showing the Nazi salute in front of the chick?"
I was pissed because wise guy here had actually blocked out any chance of viewing the chick's jugs..good move man...now why don't you bugger off??.
Plus the guy looked like he was on crack...**sniffffffff**...fucking cocaine smoker...
If I were there I would had sucker punched the guy in the throat and run away with the girl...
And if the girl starts to scream for help, I'll superkick her mouth right off her face...
So what more can I do than to lend him a favour by directing the word "crack" towards himself...
Now the picture looks perfect because he's now showing us what he REALLY is....THE CRACK...'nuff said...



I actually pissed in my pants when I first saw this picture...
I did the world a favour by blacking out her tits because truth be told...she has 1 of the most(if not...most) ugliest tits I've ever seen....
I mean...Jesus...my neighbour's dog has better looking tits than her...and the mutt has 6 of them!!
I'm serious...check out the guy on the right...
He looks like he's gonna barf out the night's tom-yam bihun on the girl(run bitch...run...)
Plus she was looking at the camera with such intensity that I thought she was going to crawl out of my PC screen(like a certain ghost that crawls out of TV sets....go figure...)...
Notice the red eyes??? Now that's scary shiat...






The red eye effect on the girl on the right is soooooooo bad that she actually looked like she had laser vision....
I belive this photo was taken 5 minutes before that girl actually drank that piss-look-alike drink they call wine and zapped the 2 faggots with her laser vision...**zapppp zapppppppppppppp**
To the girl in the centre:- Nice titties....




This is nothing but the work of the devil himself...
Who in their freaking minds would actually shake their ass in front of a chick's face??
It just doesn't make sense...
So the chick is interested to have a dance with you...
You don't turn around and shake your booty(I feel sick...) in her face while looking like you're gonna shit out last Thursday's dinner(way to go asshole...)
I can only imagine the look on the chick's face if he actually DID shit out last Thursday's dinner...
It will be the classic "oh my god...you shatted on me you fat fuck" look...
What about the girl??
Good thinking genius..you picked out someone with a damned constipated look on his face....
Why not shove your face in between his ass while you're at it??

Being flamed is fun(Part 7)

I suggest you read Parts 1-6 before reading the below...

Our friend got side tracked for a moment and started to lecture me on what a REAL reunion is...


a reunion...well well...wat might it be?....it can be anything to
anyone....but to me,...a reunion would be meaningful if it's held
every five or ten years from the day we left school.....yearly
mayb....but so soon?....to me, the one that will go on tml is more of
a farewell to most!...quite frankly...why must it be done so
soon?...cos lots are leaving for colleges rite?...

a reunion should be something that unite all that's associated with us
before; friends, classmates, or childhood friend....not anybody!...it
should be more of a dinner or something that truly hold everybody down
and have a great time talking to each other reflecting on wat has been
goin on since the last time they met....going wild and chilling out
with some counterparts? = outing / party????

for a reunion, it takes a lot of time and hardwork to make it! but for
a party?...come on, just a few phone calls and that's it!...meet, have
some drinks and shake your body with those booty!!!...

wat's a reunion?...think about it!!!!



to which i replied...



I'm sorry mate...did you say 5 to 10 years??
I just don't get it man...why wouldn't you want to attend this event
while everyone is still here??
I mean in 5 years time...we would all be at different parts of the
world...some might even had met with untimely ends(not mentioning
anyone...)

So what will a reunion be when there'll be no one left to attend??
Maybe you enjoy having reunions by yourself don't you?
I mean...eat by yourself, drink by yourself, sing by yourself,
talking cock by yourself??
Is that what you like?? Why do you not look forward towards any
uncertain circumstances that MIGHT happen??

While we are all still here, healthy and not studying yet, I guess it
IS the RIGHT time to have a reunion...And didn't you just flame me
the other night when I mentioned that the reunion was an oppurtunity
to talk about ourselves...and now here you just mentioned about
talking at a reunion...I just don't get you man...

A reunion...a farewell...both would take just about the same amount
of micromanagement...What are you trying to imply?? They're
different?? In what sense?? Maybe you think too highly of
yourself...Maybe you don't want us to invite you to a reunion by
phone...Perhaps you're expecting a chauffer-driven limousine at your
doorstep to take you to the reunion?? I'm sorry man...but our
hierarchy in society is totally different...While you think of
yourself as a high and mighty god that must only attend reunions if
you're only invited with a letter written in 24 carat gold ink...I
hold myself lucky to even be invited at all...

Think about it properly and get back to me son...I'll be waiting...

-HH-
=don't send me hate mail...just kiss my arse=



Is this fun or what?? hahahaha...

Being flamed is fun(Part 6)

I suggest you read Parts 1-5 before reading the below...

Another of Yee Junn's replies on the same day...


hahahaha......i guess somebody just have some trouble with his
zippers!!!....anyway....ur view of me or whoever now is not my
priority....and why should i care?....how am i or who am i...i like
myself....

and er...excuse me...did i say HOCK HIN is two-faced?....er...or HOCK
HIN is running around with his pants down and mouth wide open?...i
guess somebody just told everyone his pants is down and er....mouth
wide open?....

small boy i am....but keep on provoking me man...u have miles to
go....as much as u wanna talk....i guess i will seriously put a hold
to this....sorry but immaturity is all in u!...provoking?...saying ur
friends that are leaved lower six monkeys and clowns?...why not
telling them on that day itself?......hahaha.....trying to spice up ur
life?...haha...trying to provoke me badly won't just do!...will it
hurt?...if so, do i care?...i think i have to close both eyes now!...i
enjoy reading all this beautiful mails....but i guess i don't wanna
see disgusting worm out of someone's pants!!!

indeed i enjoy ur mail...fascinating!!!....truly splendid....but i
guess u don't enjoy mine...it's from a small boy....wat do ya
expect?...hahaha....so enjoy ur day....kiddo!!!



to which i replied...




Well what can I say...so typical of a small boy...he tells me a
phrase and now he wants to talk to me about zippers...You didn't
mentioned I was two-faced or anything but it doesn't takes a rocket
scienctist to figure that out son...

So stop telling me you didn't mention me in your messages...Are you
trying to hide behind your words?? And you call me immature?? Are you
sure?? I don't hide behind my words...I tell it out truthfully...
Fact of the matter...nobody gives a damn if my pants are down or
not?? Why are you getting so excited about it?? Haven't you seen dick
before??

Ahh...I'm afraid you're mistaken again my friend...Provoking you?? Am
I?? I consider this as a friendly discussion...but if you think of
this as a provocation on your part...well...what can I say?? Grow
up...don't lose your cool because of a few words...Come on...Handle
this as calmly as an adult would...No use telling me worms are coming
out of my pants...You know it's not true...No need for immature
flamings...

And so what if I have worms coming out of my pants?? Does it concern
you in any way?? Hey if you're interested I can pass some for you if
you want...I mean...You look so damn interested in these little
creatures...

Ahhh..but I DO enjoy mail from little kiddies...cause it is just pure
FUN to see them answer in their immature ways...It just makes me feel
all grown up...Although I admit I am not the most mature of men, at
least I know there are some out there who are even worse...who's
that?? go figure...

P.S. Awww..don't stop the flaming son...It's just starting to get
really interesting...

-HH-
=don't send me hate mail...just kiss my arse=

Being flamed is fun(Part 5)

I suggest you read parts 1-4 before reading the below...

Well...A new day and somemore new flamings....The below is Yee Junn's reply...


woohoohoo.....wow!...it's getting hot in here...for the first
time!!...yeah!!!!....i wonder why people act differently from
appearance and online.....if only, if only all can be who they are
for once!...but i doubt anyone know who they really are....

provocation, back-stabbing,....wat can i say?...true
colours??....hahaha....who cares?...all is out
now!!...great!!...yea....hock hin have the right to say watever he
wans.....no one is stopping him!!....and who are we to teach and
tell huh?....lets leave that for his you-know-who!...it seems that a
lot of vulgar words are coming out!!...and ahem...shouldn't the ones
in charge do something???...responsibility failed?...lets just
see!....

as hock hin points out his point of view and faeces, we are also
just doin the same thing....so pls don't be provoked!...just an
opinion....nothing to argue about huh?....on eveyrone's individual
life, i guess...how big a group of each's friends is for themselves
to know...who r u to say whether we have problems with
ourselves?....look into the mirror first dude!

before things went too far....lets just stop all this nonsence!...we
shouldn't be going too far away from wat we should say!....if people
like to be disrespectful, sarcastic, phatetic, goody good boy,
anything...just leave it that way....cos we are afetrall, who we
are!....so fot the better, keep words to urself and go our own
way...no point running around with the pants down and mouth wide
open!!!



to which i replied....



Hahaha...Naw man naw...you're mistaken...you're so bloody mistaken...
I don't act differently from appearance and when I'm online...
I'm exactly the same...What?? Did you think I was at good terms with
you throughout Form6?? You must be kidding...I hated you and your
guts since the 1st day I knew you...

Yeah...well...we were classmates then and well...I had to behave
myself so that there won't be a fiasco in class...but now since we're
finally FORMER classmates...I can be open about anyone and
anything...If you've got a problem and you think I'm just a big
mouthed trash talker behind the PC screen...hook me up at the reunion
man...you'll know the real me...

Most unfortunate that I had to use vulgar words because Choo Woei
Chea had upped the level of discussion from a friendly one to a
hostile 1 when he mentioned my mom...Yeah...It's his right to mention
my mom but it's also my right to shove a load of crap down HIS and
probably YOUR throat...

Well if you think you have enough friends then never call the reunion
a large gathering of small groups...your way of thinking just denotes
how little friends you have...I know...it's your problem...not
mine...But I'll have to face the facts that you have NO
friends...ermm...get a life maybe??

I don't see anything wrong with running around with my pants down and
my mouth wide open...you got a problem with that son?? You wanna suck
my dick?? If not than just shut it fool...and again...it's my RIGHT
to say what I want...Don't tell me to keep my words to myself...If
you're not interested in reading...than don't read it...

And since you're replying every reply that I had typed out...it IS
kinda obvious that you enjoy reading this...so never tell me to keep
my words to myself if you enjoy listening to it...

P.S. I waited the whole day and all I get is this?? Grow up little
boy...Looking forward to your next reply...IF you have the guts to
reply...

-HH-
=don't send me hate mail...just kiss my arse=

Being flamed is fun(Part 4)

I suggest you read Part 1, Part 2 and Part 3 before reading the below...

And lo! behold...I got a reply from the freaking class nerd himself, Choo Woei Chea...


i do agree with yee junn for ones cause it isn`t fair to push ppl
to attend the farewell just for the sake of reporting ourself.what
difference does it make as to report ourself to court.Its like as
though we`re criminals or something like tat trying to confess our
sins to another person having higher authority.isnt it better if we
write a complete report bout our daily routines and post it to Mr
Right GUY(u know who u r).Tat would be a much better and accurate
way ,right since HE wants us to update ourself ma.Ppl may have more
important reasons as not to attend the farewell.It just doesnt click
properly into that PERSON thaughts WHY we couldnt attend the
farewell.HE assume tat we done it in purpose.
High spirit or not is for u to determine and to control.U just
dont feel high spirit at one second and low spirit at another
second .Tat is totally bullshit.IF U TELL URSELF TAT UR HAPPY THAN U
WILL FEEL HAPPY AND NOT CAUSE PPL`s ACTIONS DOESNT SUITS U ,U FEEL
UNHAPPY,understand,duh.
Next ,i feel rather unfair cause u classified ppl fr other
streams as monkeys and clowns.Hey,look at urself first,if ppl is
monkeys and clowns than wat makes u-A DONKEY AND ELEPHANTS.Ppl have
feelings also.Just because they never voice up doesnt mean tat they
agree completely with ur words.Think bout it if ppl throw tat
harshful words at u ,WHAT WILL U FEEL????-words is sharper than
knives ,REMEMBER.
My advice is U should sit down and think over the sins u have
committed today and hope for a betterment of tomorrow.U should also
thank me a lot for waking u up from ur evil behaviour than adding ur
sins which will lead u nowhere but to HELL....so kiss ur arse first
and think it over before asking ppl to kiss ur arse.It`s rather rude
to ask ppl to kiss ur arse-HAVEN UR MUM EVER TEACH U Manners.



to which I replied...



Shut the fuck up...You had gone too far by bringing my mom into the
picture...fucking dickhead...who should do the thinking now??
If you have anything to say to me...just tell it straight...no need
to involve moms...

A reunion is nothing like a court summon...For one, yes..you go to
court because you've committed a crime...It is a MUST to go...I never
mentioned that it is a MUST to go to the reunion...but at the very
least...VERY least...show up...even if you're not gonna be sitting
around for dinner or singing...at least show up...

In fact I don't give a fuck bout what you're doing...There might be a
few people who actually care about you...but I don't...seriously...I
never gave a fuck bout you since the 1st day we met...And before you
start to lecture me about my language, I've already said it in my
previous message...I can bloody hell say what I want whenever I want
and where I want...If you got a problem, don't bother reading...

Oh no...you don't say?? You wanna talk to me about spirits?? I'll
give you a situation...So you got yourself a puppy dog...happy...or
not?? I'm sure you are...and the very next day I killed it...are you
still happy?? That's how people's spirit changes fool...We are all
affected by what's going on around us...1 day my spirits were up
because there would be a reunion and the next day it was down because
it had failed...simple as that...

Again...I have the right to say whatever I want...You can't stop me
fuck face...and if any of them from the other stream took my words to
heart...it's just too bad...Maybe I wasn't talking about them but if
they want to consider themselves as monkeys and clowns...BE MY
GUEST...remember...I don't care...

And it's true...you do have the right to call me an elephant or a
donkey...call for all you want...it's your right...go ahead...call me
fat...call me a fuck face...words might be sharper than knives but
I've been called worse than an elephant or a donkey...If you have any
frustration and you wanna call me names but you can't...do it
now...here's your chance...don't lose it...

Why should I be thanking you for waking me up?? Even if I do go to
hell I'll drag you down with me...remember...let's say it once
again...IT'S MY FUCKING RIGHT...and you can't stop me...the kissing
arse thingy was a parting shot or a motto if you would wanna put
it...Yes...you have the RIGHT to point out about my motto...but as my
motto states...Choo Woei Chea...kiss my arse...

P.S. again...it's your right to choose whether you wanna kiss it or
not...but I'd bet you'd love to...fucking arse kisser...fuck off...

Is that the best you small boys could do...I'm just warming up...

-HH-
=don't send me hate mail...just kiss my arse=


I'm still waiting for today's flaming..I don't know what's taking them little boys so long...Watch out for more...This definitely ain't the end yet....

Being flamed is fun(Part 3)

I suggest you read Part 1 and Part 2 before reading the below...

Now here comes the fun stuff...It's all good shiat...
My next reply came from Yeoh Yee Junn(Yes..I'm mentioning names now...bite me...)


wow~!...wat a big voice....but i guess it's just another act of
disrespect!...well i agree that it MIGHT not be a yearly thing and
yeah, it's sad that so many is not going.....but being there to
update bout ourselves???be real man!!!is that what's it's all
about?....or just simply having fun there???

and seriously, though it's a science stream REUNION, how many people
from other classes that we truly know and concerned of?...so is it a
true reunion or just another large gathering of small groups that
will chit chat among themselves, savaging the food and beverage and
enduring the voices of the singers?(truth or myth??)

and a reunion is it?....with an expectation of less than half the
class going, is there a reason to attend this "reunion"?...great
news that it's just around 7 to 8 people going!!!it just proves how
right the non-goers are!!!

with already a lack of attendance, the organisers open up the
reunion which is rather a forced move! and i think they need to do
so!if not, the whole thing won't go on as a "reunion" but a
relatively small gathering!as for the non science stream goers, i
guess they just wanna meet up with their friends and have fun!wat
justice did they get by being called animals and clowns?for a non
science stream to read it, it would be sickening for them to be even
there!it just show how much dignity they took away from themselves
to attend it!...wat harm can it make to an already failed
reunion?...though it's wrong, but wat harm?...

an attendant or not, we all wish that the organisers taste success
in it!they took up hell of an initiative to start it and work it
out!...but i guess, a reunion is not as easily said as done!

and if anyone is too free and pissed off with somethingelse, it's
never wise to release the temper on other people/places!and it's
just not right for people that are busy to F*** themselves as they
dun have the time, right?...so i guess, only the ones that are too
free and have nth to do that can have a feel of themselves!!!!


!!!kaeps u erofeb kniht<<<


to which i replied...


True..what you said is true...I have disrespect...I have utter
disrespect for the scum who won't be showing up...So fine...maybe we
don't have to update ourselves there...it could be anything...fun or
whatever...but what did you expect from a reunion anyways?? A sex
orgy?? Huh?? What were you looking forward to when they mentioned
reunion?? Share with us...

YOU might not know people from other classes cause that's just your
problem...It's just typical of your attitude ain't it?? You wouldn't
give a damn bout other people would you?? Please do not tell me about
small groups chit chatting over dinner...Obviously you don't have
enough friends ain't it? You MIGHT wanna reevaluate yourself and
figure out why you're always stuck in small groups and not with the
whole Science stream community...same goes to all the people who
think the reunion's just another large gathering of small groups...

I am very sure that the organisers did not enjoy organizing the
reunion as much as I am typing this...I'm sure they'd rather save up
their money,time and energy, and hang out with their own
friends...But I believe that they had organize this reunion in good
intentions hoping...i repeat...HOPING that there'll be a great turn-
out...Unfortunately their hopes were dashed when people all around
decided to ditch the reunion...

And you call the non-goers right...Obviously you are not going
yourself isn't it?? I believe Kok Meng was right when he mentioned
influence...Maybe if you had decided to turn up, all those that hang
around you most of the time MIGHT consider it and all those that hang
around them also MIGHT consider it...It's the 6 degrees of separation
my friend...It's always "you go, i go...you don't go,i don't
go"...You may not be THAT certain influential figure and neither am
I...but whoever it is,he/she still deserves a slap across the face...

When I mentioned animals and clowns I mentioned SOME...I don't hate
all non-science stream students but there are still SOME that I
hate...These people had to go because our own SCIENCE stream students
had failed us...It took some dignity out of the organisers as well to
call them up and to tell them that this was actually a FAILED SCIENCE
stream reunion and we;re only inviting you because our OWN SCIENCE
stream students ditched the reunion...

But hey it's not MY reunion or anything...Though I do not have the
power or right to stop unwanted people from coming, I still DO have
the freedom of speech to let go of my frustration whenever and
wherever I like...Whether you choose to read it or not...I don't
care...
And I can bloody hell say what I want about anybody...whether they're
f**king themselves or not...I didn't mention names so I do not think
that I had violated anyone...

If you had taken my words to heart...that's your problem...
Keep the "tembak-ing" coming boy...I'm just getting started...

-HH-
=don't write me hate mail...just kiss my arse=


Just in case you're wondering...the gibberish below his message is "think before u speak" written backwards....Grow up you dumbfuck...

Being flamed is fun(Part 2)

I suggest you read PART 1 of this trilogy before reading the below...

The first to reply to my message was Kok Meng....
No flamable material in the message...I salute you for being patient with me man...
The below is the message...



The one thing we must realise is that we do not have a female class
representative that is able to influence the female half of our
class. If only we have one influential girl going, maybe then there
will be more attending this reunion. From what I heard only 2 girls
are going for the reunion, which is a very small number in our
female predominant class. It all comes down to the management and
organisation of the farewell committee that could have done better
if they were given more time. So there are no one to blame in this
case, really, because in such a short time frame, I don't think
anyone can come up with a flawless plan. For now, I think its good
enough given the fact that the committee are working so hard to make
it happen. Its really all about the spirit, not who's going or not.

K M Teoh


to which my reply was...


I beg to differ...I do not see anything wrong with the management of
the reunion as the date was clearly stated a week or more before the
real thing...I admit that there were a few obstacles along the way but
1 week is more than enough time...we had our class farewell last year
and it was all arranged in a week..remember?? And it still went
great... I don't think the time factor can be counted in...

As for the female influential figure...I admit that this is quite
true...but truthfully...who do you think our class's influential girl
is?? Whoever she is, she surely deserves a slap across the
face...Because of her alone, no other girl is going?? And will the rest
stuff themselves with crap if that influential figure is doing the
same?? well...i guess so...who knows...

Truth be told the spirit will definitely be affected by who's going or
not...My spirits were high when I heard about the reunion but now it is
at an ultimate low since I heard that Arts and former students will be
attending........some reunion...

But then...a man's meat is another man's poison...we all have different
opinions...hahahaha...and this discussion is too fun cause I get to
diss people whom I've never had the courage to do before...looking
forward to the "tembak-ing" or opinions from you and the other
guys...damn..this is fun....

-HH-
=don't send me hate mail...just kiss my arse=

Being flamed is fun(PART 1)

Recently, I posted a message about the reunion on my class's website...
The very next day, I was flamed by some people(I will not mention who...you'll know soon enough)...
It was so much fun reading their messages which were all dissing me...
It was also too damn fun to flame these people back as I had never had the courage to do so before..
Damn...Flaming is so much fun that I might just quit clubbing and stay in front of the PC day and night, waiting to be flamed by them...
The below is the message that I first posted...


MSN is down again...dammit...
Heard from Thern that only bout 7-8 people from our class will be
going to the reunion on Saturday night...that's sad..
I do not deserve the right to complain but as a fellow classmate..i'm
utterly disappointed...

Fine..some might had plans prepared earlier or had to work(who works
at 7pm on a Saturday?) or might be accompanying their family or some
just simply don't wanna show up...

This is not even a yearly event and some(or most) of you out there(i
won't mention names) can't even show up just to update us about
yourselves...if you think you're too good to even attend a
reunion...go f**k yourselves...and you call yourselves former
students of U6Sc3...I'm disgusted at your attitude...

Secondly...since this is a SCIENCE...i repeat S-C-I-E-N-C-E stream
reunion I wasn't exactly expecting the whole circus troupe of SXI to
attend...Last that I know of, even ARTS..yeah ARTS stream students
are attending and even FORMER Xaverians will be attending...

I ain't exactly celebrating this sudden turn of events for I do not
wish to see the monkeys and clowns(still not mentioning names) that
might be attending...I had thought it would be a gathering of good
friends where we will be having dinner and converse about our daily
happenings...Most MOST unfortunate that the zoo and its inhabitants
will also be there...f**king crap...and they're there just to make up
the numbers...because some of you are too freaking good to attend...

Fine...I'm in a bad mood now...blame it on the 3 nights of bak kut
teh and the closure of MSN...dammit

-HH-
=don't send me hate mail...just kiss my arse=


Of course my friends would know who exactly I mean when I mentioned clowns and animals...If you don't you can still ask...If you're afraid that it might be you....don't worry...I'm 110% sure these freaks won't be anywhere near my blog...

gimme more...

Tonight marks the 3rd night in a row that I had "Bak Kut Teh"(BKT) for dinner...
Sometimes...it's just funny how fate puts you into various positions...isn't it??
I mean..some time last week I was wishing that I could have BKT but no matter how much I prayed...plans changed and the week passed by with no BKT at all...
And now?? I've already had BKT for the first 3 days of the week...


We(Thern,Yan,Z,me) had planned for BKT on Tuesday for quite some time...
But to my surprise, mom decided to whip her own home cooked BKT on Monday...
And as for today(Wednesday)...we(Rene,Derek,me) were wondering what to have for dinner when suddenly the idea of BKT popped into our heads...
So there you go...3 nights straight of BKT...
My mouth now smells of a mix of garlic and medicinal herbal soup..
My stomach now feels like it's gonna blow from the overload of pig meat and pig internal organs...
My ass now has to work overtime to pump all that food out....
And I'm just getting started...
Gimme BKT for the rest of the week...I'm game...are you?? hehe...


Speaking about fate putting you in various positions, I just got info that I might...MIGHT be doing a Bachelor's Degree of Chemistry course or something like that at UTAR...
Isn't it ironic??
I mean....I fucking hate Chemistry...
I've never passed Chemistry during the whole time that I was studying it(4th Form to Upper6)...
That's 4 years now if you're still counting...
I get so bored whenever I read about "atoms" and "elements" that I find lizards fighting on the ceiling much more interesting...
The various calculations in Chemistry would have put me off so much that I had to slap myself silly in order to stay up and concentrate...


On the other hand I had always been interested in Biology....
I had always found Bio superbly easy to understand...
Especially the part on human sexual organs(no marks in guessing where I FIRST learned that)...hehe...
Most unfortunate that my application for Biotech was not accepted....
Don't you think it's weird??
I'm being offered a course about the subject that I hate....
Talk about fate huh?


So will I take it up?? Perhaps...
I'll just consider this as another obstacle....
There was this show(The Contender) and in the interview, 1 of the participants shared with the audience a saying which his late grandfather had taught him...
"Life is full of obstacles...We can choose to go over it or around it...But I'd rather go through it"
Yeah..I know...I watch too much TV...


Speaking of grandfathers...I would like to offer my deepest condolences to Teoh Hong Wooi and his family on the recent departure of his grandfather....
Be strong my friend...
Your grandpa lived a full life...
He would definitely love to see you achieve in your life...
Do your grandpa proud man...

The neighbourhood in a nutshell...

I was watching this rally programme a few hours ago when I was rudely interupted by the barkings of this mad dog owned by the people living directly in front of my house...
I love car shows a lot but all I could hear then was...."Citroen being world champions are..*bark bark*...Subaru fighting back...*bark bark*...Peugeot looking good *BARK BARK!!!!*"
I was so damn freaking pissed that I was just minutes away from walking over to the dog and shoving the Astro remote control up it's arse...dumb mutt...
During the commercial break, I started thinking about the shitty neighbours that I have...
North..South...East...West...My house is surrounded by the most cock-up neighbours in the world...


Up North we have the crazy whacko dog who just can't stop barking...I tried feeding it chicken bones boiled in rat poison but the freaking thing is still alive and is still barking non-stop(fiction)...
Did I mention how much I hate dogs?? I used to love dogs a lot..come on la...man's best friend right?? That's horse shit...I nearly got bitten in the balls by some cracked dog at my aunty's house...Must be some female mutt trying to sniff out my love nuts but woah doggie...I only do humans aight??


Next door to the house in the North is the illegal gambling den...Every Saturday night there'll be a gathering of middle-aged aunties all playing mahjong in the house...
Now what annoys me is the noise they make from the shuffling of tiles...
What annoys me more is their scary-ass laughter...which goes a little like "HEEE HEEE HEEEE"...
I swear...1 fine day I'll be calling up the SWAT team whom I hope will storm into the house in the middle of their game of mahjong, tie them up, stuff their mouths and throw all of them old asses into prison...Damn...Didn't your mama ever tell you not to gamble??


The house in the South is just as full of shit....
In this Lunar Chinese Year of the Rooster...they had resorted to rearing 2 cocks(roosters lar you pervert) in hope to bring more luck for the year...
haha...god damn...they do have a wild imagination...2 cocks crowing at untimely hours will bring good luck??
haha...that's just FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!
I'll tell yall lar...these roosters must be on some stimulant drug or something because they'll be crowing at 6am(it's understood)....4pm(What the fuck??) and 8pm(God damn!)...
Yeah..I know it's weird...Most of the time I'll be jolted up from my 4pm siesta by these cocks....
Or maybe it's just lack of sex lar...I mean...they're rearing 2 roosters and no hens?? Gay activities, man...dirty psychotic birds....they just might end up humping those stray cats...sick...


Then we have the neighbour on the West...the musician wannabe....
Every night about 9pm...there'll be piano music being played and it could be heard clearly over at my place...
The music is good....serious..no shit...the fella's got talent....
At times there'll be beautiful music coming out from that house...
And at times...there'll be hell....because the person playing the piano(whoever it is) is a mental psychotic nut...
Whenever he/she plays a note wrong he/she would show his/her frustration by banging on the piano keys itself...
So it's like **nice music**...**wrong note**...**BANG BING BANG**...**nice music**...**ting...wrong note**...**PRANG PONG PRANG**...**nice music**...*tong..wrong note**...**PRANG PONG BING BANG**
Everytime this happens I'll have the urge to walk over there and give him/her a 5-fingers-across-the-face slap...


Now to the neighbour on the East....Our friend here has a small lawn in his house...and once a week...he'll be bringing out his lawn mower to mow the lawn...
So it's like I'm having my nap at 3pm and suddenly **GRARRRRRR NGEEEEE GRARRRRRRRRR**...
Arrgghhh...Stupidity...I would have snatched the lawn mower from him and mow down his nuts if not for him being an elderly man...
I respect the elders...trust me...I do...
For now..I'm formulating a plan...I'm planning to dig my way under his lawn to plant a World WarII mine in his lawn...
So that when he starts mowing....not only will his small patch of lawn be blown up..so will the noisy crap you call a lawn mower...


Finally...another neighbour living at the North East of my house...
Our friend here is a R/C car fanatic(R/C = remote control)....
Unfortunately his R/C cars are not the ones that run on batteries but are the ones that run on gas and have proper working engines...
These engines make so much noise that anyone living within a 450 metre radius of that house will be pissed like hell...And I'm just living 5 metres away from him....
Every Sunday at 5pm he would be playing around with his R/C cars....
**WRENGGG WRENGGG...NGEEEE...WRENG WRENGGGG**
Sometimes I would be tempted to get into my own car,chase down the R/C car and run over it over and over again...
Dude...I got a REAL car....BITE ME!!!


That's pretty much how annoying my neighbours are...They ain't fun...They say "Love thy neighbour"..but I won't be doing any loving soon....
If in any case my neighbours are reading this, or anyone else who have a problem with my ranting, or anyone who have issues against me...don't write me hate mail....just....


---KISS MY ASS!!!---

I LOVE GEORGETOWN!!!

****For those who are easily offended by profanities,sexual and racial issues...I seriously SERIOUSLY recommend that you do not read this post....trust me......I'm not kidding.....****


I don't know if any of you guys had read the article in the papers or the Star's website yet...but it happened to be that my buddy(Thanx TT) had passed me the link...
So I decided to post the article up and diss as much as I can about it...

Don: Rename George Town

PENANG: A National Literary Laureate has called for George Town to be renamed Tanjung or Tanjung Penegri.

Universiti Sains Malaysia (USM) School of Humanities lecturer Prof Dr Muhammad Hj Salleh said it was timely to rename the city as the locals hardly used the word “George Town” in their daily conversation.

“The city was widely referred to as Tanjung Penegri by the older generation. So it will be fitting to rename it Tanjung or Tanjung Penegri,” he said yesterday.

He was commenting on a call by Seberang Jaya state assemblyman Ariff Shah Omar Shah on Wednesday to rename George Town “Bandar Datuk Abdullah Fahim” to rid the city of its colonial past.

Dr Muhammad said, however, that any renaming exercise should be done properly, adding that USM was willing to conduct studies to find a suitable name.

“Calls for a name change were made several times in the last few decades. Even the local council had called for a change. But nothing had materialised,” he said.

Dr Muhammad said an in-depth study should also be carried out to support proposals to change the name of Gurney Drive to Tan Sri Wong Pow Nee Drive and Macalister Road to Jalan Arumugampillai.

“It must be done to reflect the plural society and honour patriots and freedom fighters,” he said.

Historian Prof Abu Talib Ahmad said George Town was only used in government documents and by students for geography or history.


I'll be doing a step by step dissing exercise...so bear with me aight??

Universiti Sains Malaysia (USM) School of Humanities lecturer Prof Dr Muhammad Hj Salleh said it was timely to rename the city as the locals hardly used the word “George Town” in their daily conversation.

Can somebody please tell me who in the hell is Prof Dr Muhammad Hj Salleh and what gave him the right to even think about changing the city's name of "George Town"?? And what does he mean when he mentioned "the locals hardly used the word 'George Town'"? I use the word "George Town"...my friends use it...and so does a million other Penangites you fool....I hope you do not assume that you know the locals very well just because you're a professor of some shitty university(Yes...I hate USM...bite me...)...Daily conversations?? Man..come on...I dare you to converse with me...I'll shove so much shit down your throat that you'll be on your knees begging me to stop...Yeah I'd stop...and shove another full load of shit down your mama's throat...


“The city was widely referred to as Tanjung Penegri by the older generation. So it will be fitting to rename it Tanjung or Tanjung Penegri,” he said yesterday.

No nobody has ever heard about the name Tanjung Penegri you Malay son of a bitch...Damn man...you've gotta move with the times...We don't want no stinking old generation name for our city....Besides Tanjung Penegri sounds like some shit hole where prostitutes hang out....Might as well name the city "Bandar Pelacur Banyak" innit??


He was commenting on a call by Seberang Jaya state assemblyman Ariff Shah Omar Shah on Wednesday to rename George Town “Bandar Datuk Abdullah Fahim” to rid the city of its colonial past.

Ariff Shah Omar Shah?? State assemblyman?? Damn man...You're just as full of bullshit as the USM professor...It IS the city's colonial past that are attracting the tourists you god damned fool...Think..Fort Cornwallis....Go back to Seberang Jaya or wherever you're from and never meddle with our affairs you bastard...And "Bandar Datuk Abdullah Fahim"?? Who's that?? Go eat a shoe you Malay bastard(Yes..I'm a racist..bite me again...)


Dr Muhammad said, however, that any renaming exercise should be done properly, adding that USM was willing to conduct studies to find a suitable name.

Fuck you, you pretentious bastard...Stop trying to show that USM knows everything...Woooo...USM this USM that...Fuck USM.....Conduct your studies on some other more logical stuff....As in putting up signboards so we can blardy find your restaurants(got lost in USM once trying to find some grub)...Or maybe you can conduct studies on why there're mushrooms growing out of Dr Muhammad's ass...dirty psycho...


“Calls for a name change were made several times in the last few decades. Even the local council had called for a change. But nothing had materialised,” he said.

Bullshit...straight up the ass bullshit...Don't even try to put the blame on the local council dick-head....What did they ever do to you?? Plus...nothing had materialised because practically....everybody here doesn't give a.........DAMN!!!!!


Dr Muhammad said an in-depth study should also be carried out to support proposals to change the name of Gurney Drive to Tan Sri Wong Pow Nee Drive and Macalister Road to Jalan Arumugampillai.

No offence to the Tan Sri...he was a great man....but I'd go nuts if they ever change the name of Gurney Drive to Tan Sri Wong Pow Nee Drive...It's just bloody absurd...The name's too long and by the time I finished mentioning Tan Sri Wong Pow Nee Drive, I'd be so turned off that I'd rather sit at home and wank in front of the pc(I do online porn...sue me...)....What about Jalan Arumugampillai?? Why can't they just call it Jalan Aru?? Refresh my mind on who's Arumugampillai again?? Anyone??

*SIDE NOTE* The late Tan Sri Wong Pow Nee was Penang's 1st chief minister...God bless him wherever he may be now...


“It must be done to reflect the plural society and honour patriots and freedom fighters,” he said.

Son of a bitch...I know what's on your mind...You're hoping that at least 1 road in Penang will be named after you innit? Jalan Dr Muhammad...Is this what you want lamejack?? Too bad...I got a road named after me...Hock Hin Terrace(I can't spell terrace or terace or terrece...dammit)...I'm only 20 and I already have a road...What else can I say?? Dr Muhammad....KISS MY ASS!!!


Historian Prof Abu Talib Ahmad said George Town was only used in government documents and by students for geography or history.

I ain't gonna start flaming you for what you said cause I'm already worned out from dissing Muhammad....I just got this to say to you though......GET A LIFE!!




I don't know bout you guys but I'm seriously not going to agree to these drastic changes...According to TT, a former schoolmate, Mark Wong is going to start a protest...For the TRUE HARDCORE Penangites who do not want to see these changes...I suggest you contact Mark and make a riot or something...Gather your pitchforks and spades....Go burn USM down or something...

For the TRUE HARDCORE slackers...yall can just be like me...
-Grab a large pack of popcorn and a large cup of coke
-Watch the riot from a distance
-Cheer when the protest is going well
-Pretend I don't know anything when protest fails

ma leh...lizard infestation???

Crap lar....the other day while I was gonna cook instant noodles for my supper at 3am, I must had encountered a mass lizard sex orgy or something...
Blardy hell...I could see clearly about 5-6 lizards all stuck on the ceiling...
Doing what I don't know lar...But I assume they were humping each other or maybe they just wanna join me in watching the football game lar(Bayern against Chelsea...Chelsea through to semis...Go fark yourselves you Nazi scum...)

The ordeal didn't end there as when I reached into the kitchen cabinet to grab my packet of instant noodles...I could see another 2-3 lizards clinging to the side of the cupboards...
They immediately ran off....and I was already damn friggin disgusted....
I opened the second kitchen cabinet to grab the pot and there again...I saw a blardy lizard crawling out of the pot that I was gonna use to cook my noodles...
Kanneh...I blardy turned off....
Can't imagine myself eating noodles with lizard flavour in it...
For all you know that very same pot might had been the lizard's love bed....or some meeting place to discuss how to annoy the heck out of me...

Ma leh..Had to wash the freakin pot all over again...
Soaped the pot for bout 2343102 times....
And all that while I could hear them lizards making their lizard noises "chit chit chit chit chit"...
They must be either laughing their freakin tails off or the female lizards are moaning from all that humping...Farking horny reptiles...

Forced myself to eat without thinking bout them lizards...
Felt thirsty so went to get a drink...
Ley ma...I actually saw a lizard crawling among the cups on the cups holder...
I whipped out my shotgun and blew away the nasty reptile(fiction)
Felt that the drink ain't that important anymore...so instead...resorted to drinking straight from the tap..
Yeah..no cups...just turned on the tap and drank from the running water...
Rather get a stomach ache than drink down some lizard poo poo....

As I was about to go back up to my room...I could still see the same 5-6 lizards stuck on the ceiling...
They weren't doing anything lar...
Just blardy sitting there doing nothing...
Fine...I admit..I might had invaded their privacy...
Who knows...they might had been practicing the kama sutra up there...

Kama Sutra Chapter 12, Page 115 :- Humping upside down stuck to ceiling brings pleasure to both male and female....
*SIDE NOTE* Stop all humping when privacy is invaded....Resume humping when hungry human has eaten and gone back to room...Happy humping.....




The other day while coming back from the PC Fair(yawnn...boring...yawn..) I saw a lizard clinging on to Rene's car's side view mirror(Clean your car lar Rene...blardy Safari in your car man...).
The little guy's kinda brave lar...
Rene was going about 110kph dee and the lizard fella was still clinging on....
Took a snapshot as a rememberence(I got down from the car and whacked the holy hell out of the lizard with my sandals...nawww...I'm just kidding...Will probably get fucked by some animal activist group for doing that)


little guy clinging for his life...

Siennnzzzz

Nothing much to report I'm afraid...so...here's a joke to share with you all....Peace...


True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

Get a life, you bunch o' whiners(PART 3)

This is the 3rd part...please read the 1st 2 parts below before proceeding to the below...

Okay la..Big Bro wasn't actually that full of crap...I remembered those times when all them weirdos wrote to Big Bro seeking advice...Serious..There was so much weird kinky shit in Big Bro a few years back...
Let me see if I can recall some...

Ahh..I remembered this crack who wrote in about his feelings for this girl...
About how much he liked her....
About how he would stare at her in tuition class...
About how he stalked her to her tuition's toilet once...
About how he managed to catch the girl with her pants down, literally...
I'm still figuring out what bloody advice he still needs since he's already seen the "Holy Grail" that all men search for in their life...
***For the clueless...he saw the girl's bush...***

Pgslacker's advice:-

"Brother...I salute you....I would have choked you personally with my bare hands for not taking a picture of her and her exposed beaver but hey....it's all good.....by the way...I recommend you look up the book "Stalker 101"...Rule number 243...always bring a camera along when you're stalking someone...I'll be expecting the pics in my mailbox anytime soon now..."

Another cracked letter I read before is about this girl...
About how she had to support her family because the dad's a drunkard and her mom had passed away...
About how she had to work a few jobs....
About how she was taken advantage of....
About how her schoolmates paid her for a blowjob...
About her giving a blow in the prefect's room(still no idea why she had to describe it so detailedly)...

Pgslacker's advice:-

"Keep up the good job...You're doing a big favour for your schoolmates by blowing them off...Plus hey...you still get to earn some extra cash....Would like to recommend the book "Blowjob For Suckers...The Dummy Version"...Read up...blow more...and you'll be a millionaire soon...Good luck..."

And of course...occasionally you have the real sickos writing in...like this certain guy....
About how he looks like a normal guy...
About how he felt like a woman in a man's body...
About how he don't like girls and like guys...
About how he buys and puts on female clothings....
About how he enjoy being in female clothings....

Pgslacker's advice :-

"Fuck you faggot....There is no place for people like you in this world...Please...do the world a favour...Grab your kitchen knife and slit your throat now....Bet your mama must be like going nuts when she found out you're wearing her undergarments....You sick, disgusting, worthless steaming pile of cow dung..."

Get a life, you bunch of whiners(PART 2)

This is the 2nd part of the Big Bro trilogy..haha..kidding...would recommend you read the 1st part before proceeding to read the below....

Another letter in this week's Big Bro section...goes a little something like this:-

"I AM 18 years old and I've been with my boyfriend for almost two years. Our relationship is getting very dull and boring....yadda yadda yadda....Recently I got to know a guy, A, from my college.........A and I went out a few times and I'm really comfortable with him..........I'm now in love with A......The problem is he has liked my good friend for some time and I feel sad that the person I love always doesn't love me.......The worse thing is every single time he talks about my friend, I feel hurt and want to cry......What are the chances of A and I getting together?"

---I'm-in-Love---

And Big Bro replies:-
-Relationship will go nowhere because A doesn't love you.
-Will work if A is willing
-Dump your current boyfriend

Errr....1st 2 replies were kinda good..wasn't it??
But the 3rd 1...Jesus...Big Bro...what the hell did that guy ever do to you?? Please don't be such an annoying jack and tell the girl to break up just because you want to make your reply longer and fill some space....Or maybe you're just a sadistic crack who enjoys seeing people breaking up....Heck...I don't know...

Pgslacker's reply :-

"Dear I'm-in-Love,
Please....do GET A LIFE! The guy doesn't loves you so why are you hovering over him like flies to some exposed pisang goreng?? There is no use in crying cause A won't even care....I suggest you stop using the word "cry" to generate any form of sympathy from our readers..It's just not working........I also suggest you concentrate on your current boyfriend. And please...never blame a guy if a relationship is dull or boring. You have only yourself to blame my dear. It is obvious you ain't giving him enough sex and hence...he doesn't gives a damn about you anymore....Give him a blowjob some time. You can never go wrong with sex. Trust me. He'll be back on Monday with a bucket-full of Kentucky Fried Chicken...now how can you call that dull eh??
By the way...you have about as much chance of getting together with A as a penguin would to fly...stupid bee-yotch...GET A LIFE!"

***Another guy being stalked by a buffalo.....never easy being guys***

Get a life, you bunch of whiners(PART 1)

I assume everyone here knows about this section in The Star newspaper called Big Bro??
I've been reading it for the last...I donno....5-6 years...
Basically Big Bro is sort of like the Agony Aunt kinda thingy...
Some depressed whack will write in to Big Bro seeking advice about whatever problems he/she is currently facing in life...
It used to be the section I look forward to every week....
But recently there's nothing but jackshit in it..so...fare ye well Big Bro...You've just lost a fan...

The below is a small section of Big Bro in this week's papers...

"I AM a 14-year-old girl. I've had three ex-boyfriends and each relationship lasted for around a month..........I seldom called him cause I don't have my own mobile phone and I was afraid that my parents would find out about the relationship.......I cried for hours even during class.....I invited him to my birthday party but he didn't turn up......I am so upset......."

---Teddy Bear,Kuantan---

And Big Bro replies....
"bla bla bla bla bla"

Fine...I never did really read what Big Bro replied...His/Her English is so damn(and I really mean it) good that I always got lost somewhere between the 1st and the 3rd sentence....yeah yeah...I only read the 1st 3 sentences...so sue me...
Referring back to Teddy Bear from Kuantan....her letter was so damn freakin long it was an instant turn off...
Yes...most of the time I would scan these losers' letters for the word SEX...but all I could see in her letter was..."bla bla boo-hooo...I can't get this guy...so upset...boo-hoo-hoo"

Pgslacker's reply(if he ever decided to take up the job as Agony Aunt or Uncle):-

"Dear Teddy Bear,
Please...do GET A LIFE! I am sad...Yes I truly am...NOT for you...BUT for your parents.
It is most unfortunate for them to have a daughter who monkeys around with guys behind their backs at this tender age(Refer to RED WORDS up above). I would seriously recommend that you pay more attention to your studies instead of crying in class...who knows...you might just get a tight slap from your English teacher for not listening to him/her yak about literature. Please do not write back to me seeking for advice anymore...I have totally no interest at all to know what's going on in your life...Kill yourself for all I care....please...GET A LIFE...."

By the way...instead of encouraging her to pursue her studies, Big Bro actually encouraged her to continue stalking whoever that unfortunate fellow is...
***Dude...I feel for you....It sucks having a buffalo stalking us...ain't it??***

So you want to do some chemistry??

This guy makes me(I've never passed chemistry in my life) seem like a genius...
I have nothing but the upmost respect for him...
I would had done the same(no..really..I don't know the answers to the questions below)...but I rather save my dignity by not putting down any answers and leaving the spaces blank(it's no wonder I just barely passed chemistry for my STPM)......

*NOTE* The pics are a bit small...Do click on the pics for bigger versions of them...Hope you all had a good laugh..haha...


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hmmmmmmm...sauce??


hmmmmm.....icccccc


ahhhhh.....what a genius...