WAHH....MINI BIKE SPOTTED IN PENANG!!!

Went for a ronda again as usual...Nothing much for today...Just a lot of family men bringing their family for a drive...which also means a lot more slow drivers around...
Fuhh..speaking of family man...today I saw something that nearly made me piss in my pants...
I was behind this Toyota Unser...and we were travelling at say 80kph...At the crossroads ahead I could see a Naza Ria on the left of the crossroads which was waiting at the junction, about to cross the road....
As me and the Unser moved on...the Ria suddenly shot across the road and we had to brake like mad...
I could swear that the Unser and Ria was this close :-

there u go...


The Unser was lucky that it had ABS(it has right??) and could brake easily before hitting the Ria...
I on the other hand was even luckier that I had stayed a long distance behind the Unser and thus got to avoid a wheel-lock which might result in me sliding and hitting the Unser at the back....I was stunned shit and I headed home immediately...for now...I have a fear of family men in big cars....

Ria driver :- Hah...Unser 1.8??? My Ria 2.0 more powerful *shoots across the road*
Unser driver :- LEY MAH *brakes like shit*
Me :- Makahai chao cibai *brakes hard but trying to avoid wheel-lock*
Children in Ria :- Daddy...what the fuck you trying to do??
Children in Unser :- Daddy...Go fuck that Ria driver..
Me :- KANINAH....ALL OF YOU GO FUCK OFF LA...DRIVE LIKE LAN!!!!

Okay...Maybe I've gone a bit nuts cause I nearly lost my life today...I still can't get the scene out of my head...I gotta get myself a new car...FORD RANGER...I'LL JUST RAM THE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS OFF THE ROAD....WAKAKAKAKAKAA ****siao siao siao siao siao siao siao siao siao**** On to the next agenda....

Wah lahhh....Damn chio man...I spotted 2 "ang mohs"(english men) riding mini bikes today at batu ferringi...
They looked damn funny but I was more interested in the bikes...
SOOOOOOoooooo small and yet powerful...Can overtake my car somemore...That's why they ended up at the front of my car..just like the pic below...
More on the bikes...not only is it small..it's also LOUD!!!
It puts my car's muffler to shame....
And I think it operates only on 1 gear...because I could hear easily how the bike was dragging on...
Shit...Anyone interested for a go at these bikes??? Hook me up cause I sure wanna try...



"ang moh" on mini bike...

25th of February in a nutshell......

This post was a bit late..but nevermind la...hoh?
Yesterday went to have lunch, play games and hung out with me good mates(Zack, Yan and Chikok....how ya'll doing bros?? Tomorrow edu fair.....chicks chicks chicks....)
Had a Japanese lunch...Chicken Teriyaki...The damage?? RM12 only la...not that bad...
We even had Japanese Geishas entertain us....They were in their colourful kimonos doing some strip-dancing and pole-dancing for us...WOOOooooooo....We even get to tip them by sticking 5 dollar notes into their panties....I love strippers...I love strippers.......*made up made up made up made up*

After that it was on to the cyber cafe for some games...Met with a Toyota Celica there...Zack took some pictures...
If you spot the Celica properly you might see a "P" sticker there which denotes that the driver is still under probation...SHIT...Under probation also driving Celica already?? Fucking rich shit...I'm damn hell jealous..Oh well..I know of another probationary driver driving an Evo7...Rich people will be rich people..Never change...

Had to leave halfway through the games to fetch my brother from tuition...Since his tuition was at Tanjung Bungah...I decided to take the Vale of Tempt Road(still remember??) again....Makahai...I was "cucuk-ed"(tailgated) by some 40-something aunty in a Toyota Altis...I was going at the speed limit of 50kph and yet she was still trying to overtake me whenever there were no cars coming from the opposite direction...Bangsat...I play with her la...I slowed down to 30kph and when she tried to overtake again...drop gear, step on accelerator hard and zoooooooommmmmmm....When she couldn't catch up...I slowed down again...to 30kph again...And yet she wouldn't give up and tried to overtake...so drop gear again and zooom...I slowed down to 30kph yet again and she never tried overtaking me again....Oh well......

After that we went on to Gurney...met up with another mate(Shin Lun) and his gf...
Had dinner...Scope chicks...The usual la...

Zack :- Eh..that girl's funbags damn big...
Me :- Where Where??? *strains eyes to see better*
Zack :- Put on your glasses la kanneh...
Me :- *puts on glasses* Maaaaa Lehhhh....Damn chun....
Yan :- Hmmm..the action always happens behind my back...
Girl with big funbags :- Aiya....panties getting tight...*shakes herself a bit*
Me :- Kanneh...you saw that?? Her milkbags shaking...AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Zack :- I saw that bro....WAHHHHHHHHHH
Yan :- ...................
Chikok :- ...................
Shin Lun :- .....................

A little too pervertic??? Yeah..I agree...but she really did have big boobs...no I mean...her body very nice...so soft and tender...arrr...no....My mind....dirty as it is...arrgghghhh......
Later on...we checked out the Honda F1 exhibition..Ermm....Nice hot models...So hot that we ran up all the way from ground floor to the 6th floor to get the camera and ran down to the 2nd floor to snap pics...Unfortunately the pics didn't come out too well....Oh well...another time dee guys...

After that...we took a drive around...hoping that we could see some chicks around Gurney...
Unfortunately the night was still young and Gurney was still virtually empty...
Then erm....nothing much already la...Kinda lazy to type actually...Its 9.20...suppose to be dinner time but dinner's still not ready...No idea why...Don't ask...haha...Cheerio...



super saga with evo7 engine inside..wahhhhhh


side view


front of celica....notice the "P" sticker...


aiks...honda model? why so dark one?

Kids these days....

While I was on my daily ronda, I came across this hot woman in her mid-30's...
She was the tall and slim type, a model maybe?? With long flowing brown-dyed hair...And she was in her office wear I think, white long sleeve shirt and a oh-my-god-so-tight black mini skirt....
But then, I noticed also that she had a few accessories with her...
No, not a watch, not a necklace, not jewellery!!!
She was carrying 1 heavy-looking schoolbag on her back while pulling another schoolbag(the types on wheels) along... Beside her?? 2 primary school boys happily skipping along...

Then only did I realise that kids these days are so damn lucky. Not only do they have a hot mother(*wink wink*) they also get to have their bags carried by their parents. This is just so wrong. If I had even asked my father to carry my schoolbag during my schooling days, I would have been slapped across the face and have the bag shoved up into some place which I don't think I should mention...

Not only that, parents nowadays are so good at pampering their children. The other day during Chinese New Year, my sister's friends who are all bout 12-13 years old came over. Not my type. Too young. Hehe. They were all carrying handphones which were more flashier and expensive than mine. They were all sending off smses, exchanging pictures and tones, and calling their friends non-stop. I can only wonder about the bill their parents have to pay. I only got my handphone at 16 and I had to pay through my teeth for my latest 1. For the bill?? If it's a bit too much and over the quota, I'll be having my handphone shoved up into that same place again by my dad.

Pass by any primary school and you can see cars everywhere double or even triple parking, reducing a 2-3 lane road into just a 1 lane road. All because they want to fetch their little kids. During my primary school days I had to take the bus because my parents wouldn't care less to give me a ride. And when the bus broke down or never showed up, I had to walk to school...all by myself too. Today's kids get to ride in Mercedes and BMWs. How I envy them...

Also kids these days are always expecting someone to transport them around. For example my siblings. If they wanted to hang out with their friends, I would have to be the one fetching them there, whether I like it or not. Rewind the time by a few years and if it were me going out to hang out with friends, most probably I would be walking there. That's because if I even dare to disturb my parents and ask for transport, they would tell me to "Go to Hell"...hahaha...not true but they wouldn't fetch me anyways...So its just walking again...

Back to the lady with the 2 kids. Carrying their bags, she looked so pitiful. I wanted to help her...SERIOUS...I wanted to. No la, not carrying the bags for her...but to give her kids a good, tight, 5-fingers-across-the-face SLAP. But then, most likely the mother will jump in front of her kids before my slap could land. So in the end I'll just get to slap her boobs...hahahahaha..no..just kidding...woo...so tender and soft....hahaha....anyways to the kids...UTTER DISRESPECT!!! GOD WILL SMITE THEM WITH THUNDER!!! THOU SHALT NOT FORCE YOUR MOTHER TO DO YOUR OWN SHIT!!!

So everyone out there...If you see any kids forcing their parents to do their shit, get your ass over there and slap their kids ....or slap boobs or breasts or milkbags or...up to you la...I TELL YOU.....JUST SLAP THEM KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE DRIFTING

If you love drifting...then me and you can be very good pals...
If you don't know how to drift....you're outdated...
If you hate drifting...I'm gonna run over you with my car...
If you think drifting spoils the car....it does....
Nothing much to say already...just enjoy the pics below la...Cheerio...



sweet.....rx-8


Drifting...woo hooo...rx-8


do-rif-to.....rx-8


Now THAT'S a drift....Lotus Elise

Chap Goh Meh...The Chinese Valentine?

Chap Goh Meh or in English, The Fifteenth Night marks the end of Chinese New Year....
It's also a time for the singles to come out and try their luck in finding their match...
So...What do they put their luck on?? Oranges....Believe it or not...
The process :-
Step 1 :- Gather at a place with sea water and a nice walk-way...i.e. Gurney...
Step 2 :- If you're female...bring along oranges..If you're male...bring a net...
Step 3 :- Females stand on the walkways...Males get on sampans(small boats) with their nets...
Step 4 :- Females throw oranges at the males...Males catch oranges with nets...
Step 5 :- Males who caught oranges look for their respective ermm...orange-throwers...
Step 6 :- Go dating...get engaged and get married....

I've never tried catching any oranges before...but if I did...the scenario would most likely be this :-

1) Me wearing bright clothes.......to attract females ma...
2) Me using bigger and wider net...to catch more oranges ma...
3) Using sampan with 2.0 litre engine at the back....just in case...who knows...
4) Me wearing night vision goggles....to see better ma...it's too dark...
5) Spots some hot mamas throwing oranges...
6) Uses 2.0 litre engine(told you it will come in handy) and zooms around....collecting oranges...
7) Spots ugly mama throwing orange at my direction....
8) Throws a flash grenade at ugly mama...
9) Ugly mama :- *blinded by flash* ARRGGHHHHH.... MY EYES MY EYES!!!
10) Me zooms away again...woooo hooooooo.....
11) Spots a bapuk(pondan) throwing oranges...
12) Zooms in front of bapuk, whips out pump-handle shotgun and blows 8 holes into him...
13) Bapuk :- ARRGGHHHHH!!!!
14) Spots another guy trying to catch an orange thrown by a hot mama...
15) Zooms to catch orange...not before drop-kicking guy into the sea....
16) After collecting oranges...go back home...
17) WHAT?!?!??!?!?!!?! NO MEETING HOT MAMAS??!?!?!
18) Of cos no la...I already have a hot mama...go back eat free oranges la..kanneh..what you all thinking???hahahhahaa

Yeah...that's my "kiam"(stingy) self talking....I'm actually quite proud of it...Cause I inherited the "kiam" genes from my father(want to ask money from him?? you wait longer la....)

Anyways...my mind's too preoccupied with GT4 to post a logical or long blog this time...
And I think it's just not right to leave your fate to...erm...oranges....
Come on guys...If you happend(a stroke of bad luck) to catch an orange belonging to an ugly mama....you going for it? Fuhh....
What about girls?? If your oranges were caught by some ugly-looking fark...you want ah??

Aih...nothing to report already...I believe everyone has their own right in finding their own love...whether it's throwing oranges or durians or apples or even used pads(sanitary pads)...hahahhahaha.......Good Luck to all...Cheerio....

Nothing much for today I'm afraid....

Arrrghhh...Fatigue fatigue....Was playing GT4 all the way till 7 in the morning....
Had only 5 hours of sleep before I had to go on the road to fetch me siblings from school...
But it was all worth it....I've got plenty more pics over here...

On the road...saw another RX-8...Red 1....so far I've seen 2 in Penang itself...
This ain't fair..These sissies can't even drive to save their life and yet they're driving 200+ bhp cars...
Its a pity cause I'm damn sure that these cars will never be pushed to their limit...what a damned DAMNED waste....

Again on the road...met with a cock-up Kancil who gladly overtook everyone waiting at the traffic lights and ran pass the RED LIGHTS!!!
As usual...I chased the buggerio down and took a pic of HER car...yes..it's a SHE...DAMNED WOMAN DRIVERS!!!

Me :- *waiting at traffic lights* Hmm...that chick looks nice...
Woman :- *overtakes the long line of traffic and drives pass the red lights*
Me :- KANNNNN ley ma chao cibai....*chases woman when traffic lights turn green and takes a photo*

The following part is made up....haha...

Woman :- *spots my car tailgating and speeds up*
Me :- You want to run?? *speeds up with 1 hand holding camera, 1 hand holding gearstick and using knees to steer*
Woman :- Wooo...Who's that sexy hunk(HAHAHAHA) chasing me?? *speeds up more*
Me :- Kanneh...So fast for what??
*****BOTH CARS APPROACHING CORNER******
Woman :- *slows down and drifts through the corner*
Me :- WAHHH!!! QUEEN OF DRIFT!!! *drifts through corner also and overtakes her car* *rolls down the window and spits out of the window*
Woman :- *swirves to avoid spit but loses control of car and car flips 223342343109439 rounds and lands on its back*
Me :- HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!


rx-8...I so bloody love the twin tailpipes....


Guilty as charged...Bang red lights...Do I get a reward if I send this to the police? Hmmm

The below are more GT4 pics....enjoy...


Skyline GTR


EK9


IMPREZA!!!


sky view of Impreza


Impreza!!


drifting my "darling"...toyota supra...FOR REAL!!! check out the tyre smoke at the side...


JGTC 350Z


GT40


NSX


NSX again...


NSX Type-R

That's all for today...Cheerio...

Sorry all...Going for a long long vacation...

Just got the game that I've been waiting so long for...GRAN TURISMO 4!!!!
And at the same time..just got a new 1.5 horsepower air-cond installed....DAMN COLD!!!
Sorry mates...
I'm going to lock myself in my room for the next few weeks...
I've just bought my stash of food :- beer, shandy, snacks and bread...
Don't bother calling or sending me any messages...I just threw my mobile out the window....
Don't bother visiting me...cause you're just going to be turned away....
Don't bother telling me you want to play a 2 player game of GRAN TURISMO...I'm not sharing...back off!!!
Don't bother kicking my room door down to reach me...cause I'll just kick you out of the window...
Don't bother telling my parents about me....They already know...
Don't complain about how I smell...Won't be bathing anytime soon...
Don't be jealous...just go get the game...
Don't be concerned about me...be concerned that you're missing out on the game...
Don't tempt me with chicks...I still love cars more than girls...
Don't attempt to switch off the electric current...I'll burn you alive...
Don't curse me behind my back....I can't hear you...
Don't curse me loudly...I'll kill you...
Don't pay me to get out of my room.....use the money for more beers...

Will only be going out of the room under these conditions :- pissing and shitting....

The last time this happend was in 2002...when I just got GRAN TURISMO 3....
Played 5 hours daily...and that was during my SPM year...no wonder my SPM results produced crap...
Now that I'm freaking jobless and doing no-shit at home....I'll be playing 24/7....
No more distractions...So I'll be seeing you guys...maybe a few days or weeks or years later...who knows......So...Enjoy the pics below...Cheerio...


new 1.5 horsepower aircond...very powerful


the game itself...WORSHIP IT!!! GRAN TURISMO 4!!!!!


my rations for the next few days...


BMW M5!!!!


Aston Martn....DB9!!


drifting with a Honda Civic....EK9 TYPE R!!!!


EVO 8!!!


RX-7!!!! doing 150kph at a 40kph zone..hahahahaha....


Skyline GTR.....R34!!!


Nah...I'm just kidding...I'll still be back to blog as often as I can...but then...half my day will still be reserved for GT4.....GT4.....GT4.....GT4.....GT4.....