I LOVE GEORGETOWN!!!

****For those who are easily offended by profanities,sexual and racial issues...I seriously SERIOUSLY recommend that you do not read this post....trust me......I'm not kidding.....****


I don't know if any of you guys had read the article in the papers or the Star's website yet...but it happened to be that my buddy(Thanx TT) had passed me the link...
So I decided to post the article up and diss as much as I can about it...

Don: Rename George Town

PENANG: A National Literary Laureate has called for George Town to be renamed Tanjung or Tanjung Penegri.

Universiti Sains Malaysia (USM) School of Humanities lecturer Prof Dr Muhammad Hj Salleh said it was timely to rename the city as the locals hardly used the word “George Town” in their daily conversation.

“The city was widely referred to as Tanjung Penegri by the older generation. So it will be fitting to rename it Tanjung or Tanjung Penegri,” he said yesterday.

He was commenting on a call by Seberang Jaya state assemblyman Ariff Shah Omar Shah on Wednesday to rename George Town “Bandar Datuk Abdullah Fahim” to rid the city of its colonial past.

Dr Muhammad said, however, that any renaming exercise should be done properly, adding that USM was willing to conduct studies to find a suitable name.

“Calls for a name change were made several times in the last few decades. Even the local council had called for a change. But nothing had materialised,” he said.

Dr Muhammad said an in-depth study should also be carried out to support proposals to change the name of Gurney Drive to Tan Sri Wong Pow Nee Drive and Macalister Road to Jalan Arumugampillai.

“It must be done to reflect the plural society and honour patriots and freedom fighters,” he said.

Historian Prof Abu Talib Ahmad said George Town was only used in government documents and by students for geography or history.


I'll be doing a step by step dissing exercise...so bear with me aight??

Universiti Sains Malaysia (USM) School of Humanities lecturer Prof Dr Muhammad Hj Salleh said it was timely to rename the city as the locals hardly used the word “George Town” in their daily conversation.

Can somebody please tell me who in the hell is Prof Dr Muhammad Hj Salleh and what gave him the right to even think about changing the city's name of "George Town"?? And what does he mean when he mentioned "the locals hardly used the word 'George Town'"? I use the word "George Town"...my friends use it...and so does a million other Penangites you fool....I hope you do not assume that you know the locals very well just because you're a professor of some shitty university(Yes...I hate USM...bite me...)...Daily conversations?? Man..come on...I dare you to converse with me...I'll shove so much shit down your throat that you'll be on your knees begging me to stop...Yeah I'd stop...and shove another full load of shit down your mama's throat...


“The city was widely referred to as Tanjung Penegri by the older generation. So it will be fitting to rename it Tanjung or Tanjung Penegri,” he said yesterday.

No nobody has ever heard about the name Tanjung Penegri you Malay son of a bitch...Damn man...you've gotta move with the times...We don't want no stinking old generation name for our city....Besides Tanjung Penegri sounds like some shit hole where prostitutes hang out....Might as well name the city "Bandar Pelacur Banyak" innit??


He was commenting on a call by Seberang Jaya state assemblyman Ariff Shah Omar Shah on Wednesday to rename George Town “Bandar Datuk Abdullah Fahim” to rid the city of its colonial past.

Ariff Shah Omar Shah?? State assemblyman?? Damn man...You're just as full of bullshit as the USM professor...It IS the city's colonial past that are attracting the tourists you god damned fool...Think..Fort Cornwallis....Go back to Seberang Jaya or wherever you're from and never meddle with our affairs you bastard...And "Bandar Datuk Abdullah Fahim"?? Who's that?? Go eat a shoe you Malay bastard(Yes..I'm a racist..bite me again...)


Dr Muhammad said, however, that any renaming exercise should be done properly, adding that USM was willing to conduct studies to find a suitable name.

Fuck you, you pretentious bastard...Stop trying to show that USM knows everything...Woooo...USM this USM that...Fuck USM.....Conduct your studies on some other more logical stuff....As in putting up signboards so we can blardy find your restaurants(got lost in USM once trying to find some grub)...Or maybe you can conduct studies on why there're mushrooms growing out of Dr Muhammad's ass...dirty psycho...


“Calls for a name change were made several times in the last few decades. Even the local council had called for a change. But nothing had materialised,” he said.

Bullshit...straight up the ass bullshit...Don't even try to put the blame on the local council dick-head....What did they ever do to you?? Plus...nothing had materialised because practically....everybody here doesn't give a.........DAMN!!!!!


Dr Muhammad said an in-depth study should also be carried out to support proposals to change the name of Gurney Drive to Tan Sri Wong Pow Nee Drive and Macalister Road to Jalan Arumugampillai.

No offence to the Tan Sri...he was a great man....but I'd go nuts if they ever change the name of Gurney Drive to Tan Sri Wong Pow Nee Drive...It's just bloody absurd...The name's too long and by the time I finished mentioning Tan Sri Wong Pow Nee Drive, I'd be so turned off that I'd rather sit at home and wank in front of the pc(I do online porn...sue me...)....What about Jalan Arumugampillai?? Why can't they just call it Jalan Aru?? Refresh my mind on who's Arumugampillai again?? Anyone??

*SIDE NOTE* The late Tan Sri Wong Pow Nee was Penang's 1st chief minister...God bless him wherever he may be now...


“It must be done to reflect the plural society and honour patriots and freedom fighters,” he said.

Son of a bitch...I know what's on your mind...You're hoping that at least 1 road in Penang will be named after you innit? Jalan Dr Muhammad...Is this what you want lamejack?? Too bad...I got a road named after me...Hock Hin Terrace(I can't spell terrace or terace or terrece...dammit)...I'm only 20 and I already have a road...What else can I say?? Dr Muhammad....KISS MY ASS!!!


Historian Prof Abu Talib Ahmad said George Town was only used in government documents and by students for geography or history.

I ain't gonna start flaming you for what you said cause I'm already worned out from dissing Muhammad....I just got this to say to you though......GET A LIFE!!




I don't know bout you guys but I'm seriously not going to agree to these drastic changes...According to TT, a former schoolmate, Mark Wong is going to start a protest...For the TRUE HARDCORE Penangites who do not want to see these changes...I suggest you contact Mark and make a riot or something...Gather your pitchforks and spades....Go burn USM down or something...

For the TRUE HARDCORE slackers...yall can just be like me...
-Grab a large pack of popcorn and a large cup of coke
-Watch the riot from a distance
-Cheer when the protest is going well
-Pretend I don't know anything when protest fails