Get a life, you bunch o' whiners(PART 3)

This is the 3rd part...please read the 1st 2 parts below before proceeding to the below...

Okay la..Big Bro wasn't actually that full of crap...I remembered those times when all them weirdos wrote to Big Bro seeking advice...Serious..There was so much weird kinky shit in Big Bro a few years back...
Let me see if I can recall some...

Ahh..I remembered this crack who wrote in about his feelings for this girl...
About how much he liked her....
About how he would stare at her in tuition class...
About how he stalked her to her tuition's toilet once...
About how he managed to catch the girl with her pants down, literally...
I'm still figuring out what bloody advice he still needs since he's already seen the "Holy Grail" that all men search for in their life...
***For the clueless...he saw the girl's bush...***

Pgslacker's advice:-

"Brother...I salute you....I would have choked you personally with my bare hands for not taking a picture of her and her exposed beaver but hey....it's all good.....by the way...I recommend you look up the book "Stalker 101"...Rule number 243...always bring a camera along when you're stalking someone...I'll be expecting the pics in my mailbox anytime soon now..."

Another cracked letter I read before is about this girl...
About how she had to support her family because the dad's a drunkard and her mom had passed away...
About how she had to work a few jobs....
About how she was taken advantage of....
About how her schoolmates paid her for a blowjob...
About her giving a blow in the prefect's room(still no idea why she had to describe it so detailedly)...

Pgslacker's advice:-

"Keep up the good job...You're doing a big favour for your schoolmates by blowing them off...Plus hey...you still get to earn some extra cash....Would like to recommend the book "Blowjob For Suckers...The Dummy Version"...Read up...blow more...and you'll be a millionaire soon...Good luck..."

And of course...occasionally you have the real sickos writing in...like this certain guy....
About how he looks like a normal guy...
About how he felt like a woman in a man's body...
About how he don't like girls and like guys...
About how he buys and puts on female clothings....
About how he enjoy being in female clothings....

Pgslacker's advice :-

"Fuck you faggot....There is no place for people like you in this world...Please...do the world a favour...Grab your kitchen knife and slit your throat now....Bet your mama must be like going nuts when she found out you're wearing her undergarments....You sick, disgusting, worthless steaming pile of cow dung..."