Get a life, you bunch of whiners(PART 2)
This is the 2nd part of the Big Bro trilogy..haha..kidding...would recommend you read the 1st part before proceeding to read the below....
Another letter in this week's Big Bro section...goes a little something like this:-
"I AM 18 years old and I've been with my boyfriend for almost two years. Our relationship is getting very dull and boring....yadda yadda yadda....Recently I got to know a guy, A, from my college.........A and I went out a few times and I'm really comfortable with him..........I'm now in love with A......The problem is he has liked my good friend for some time and I feel sad that the person I love always doesn't love me.......The worse thing is every single time he talks about my friend, I feel hurt and want to cry......What are the chances of A and I getting together?"
---I'm-in-Love---
And Big Bro replies:-
-Relationship will go nowhere because A doesn't love you.
-Will work if A is willing
-Dump your current boyfriend
Errr....1st 2 replies were kinda good..wasn't it??
But the 3rd 1...Jesus...Big Bro...what the hell did that guy ever do to you?? Please don't be such an annoying jack and tell the girl to break up just because you want to make your reply longer and fill some space....Or maybe you're just a sadistic crack who enjoys seeing people breaking up....Heck...I don't know...
Pgslacker's reply :-
"Dear I'm-in-Love,
Please....do GET A LIFE! The guy doesn't loves you so why are you hovering over him like flies to some exposed pisang goreng?? There is no use in crying cause A won't even care....I suggest you stop using the word "cry" to generate any form of sympathy from our readers..It's just not working........I also suggest you concentrate on your current boyfriend. And please...never blame a guy if a relationship is dull or boring. You have only yourself to blame my dear. It is obvious you ain't giving him enough sex and hence...he doesn't gives a damn about you anymore....Give him a blowjob some time. You can never go wrong with sex. Trust me. He'll be back on Monday with a bucket-full of Kentucky Fried Chicken...now how can you call that dull eh??
By the way...you have about as much chance of getting together with A as a penguin would to fly...stupid bee-yotch...GET A LIFE!"
***Another guy being stalked by a buffalo.....never easy being guys***
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