So you wanna have some seafood eh??

The plan was originally set for Tambun...but I just didn't wanna let my mom down lar(sorry guys)...
She actually lectured me about how far Tambun is and how many youngsters are killed in accidents and all that...
Being the good and obedient son that I am(ehem....) I took her advice(have to la...leaving to another place soon)..
We drove(Z drove actually...many thanx mate) for what seemed like 5742.213 kilometres before we actually found this place called "Good Friend" seafood...Guess what...it was closed...
Asked the recommendation from a local neighbourhood aunty who suggested "Hai Boey" restaurant...
With barely a vague idea...we drove on for another 203.213 kilometres before we found it....
I'll let the pics do the talking...

WHAT WE ORDERED AT THE RESTAURANT
1) Curry fish(what fish was it again guys?)
2) Crabs fried in tomyam butter...
3) Deep fried cuttlefish
4) Prawns fried in nestum and butter..

and....the dish that stunned us all...
5) Manties prawn fried with some sauce(can't remember but it was THAT damnn good)
6) Fried "wan tan" noodles(this was sort of a stunner too...very good stuff)
7) Drinks...

ADVENTURES OF ORDERING SEAFOOD FOR OUR FIRST TIME

Waitress :- What would you like to eat??
Z, Thern, Yan and Me :- ERrrrrrrrr.....***looks at each other***
Me :- Can you introduce some good dishes to us??
Thern :- We're on a budget....about RM20-30 each...
Yan :- Eh..What you want eat??
Zack :- Don't look at me...you all order la...
Waitress :- Why not you guys take the fish,prawns,cuttlefish,crabs and the Manties prawns??
Thern :- Yeah...manties prawns would be good...
Me :- ***misheard*** Did she just say Panties prawns??
Zack :- Yeah...Panties prawns la...
Yan :- Yeah man...
Waitress :- Yes..that's what they call it...Panties prawn....
Me :- ******BLUR*******

Not only till after dinner did I found out that it was actually Manties prawn and not Panties prawn...Woah...Any who...the Manties prawns deserve a special mention because not only was it deep fried(my favourite method of cooking) it came with a sauce which is OHHHH-SOOOO-GOOD!!!!!
I can't remember the name of the sauce...update me guys??

The damage???
RM115...
Cheap?? expensive?? you decide...to me...I thought it was kinda cheap...any1 interested?? I wanna have more....wooooooo hoooooooooooo





wonderful stuff...


lookie at the crabs....


fried "wantan" noodles...good stuff...


what's left...crab shells and prawn heads and empty plates...


hai boey hai boey...thern,Z,and yan....!!!


the next place to try out...about 10.4320394 feet from hai boey...

Magnum results and my car's road tax.....
Haihhh...I can see it already...money...flying away from me....sad case...


err...until now..i'm still stunned....

So you wanna throw some tissue paper??

Errr...what else is there for me to say...
Pile of tissue paper thrown from front passenger side(a woman) while car was stopping at a traffic light...
Jesus....it doesn't get any dirtier than this...
Pics do not do justice because in reality...the pile of tissue was covered in a yellow-greenish goo which makes me(being 5.2342342 feet away) sick to the core....
It is most unfortunate that the traffic lights turned green 0.14021 minutes later....
If I had a little more time...hmmmmm...maybe this was what I would had done...

THINGS THAT I MIGHT HAD DONE IF I HAD MORE TIME
1) Turn off engine, alight from car and lock it...
2) Leisurely walk towards pile of tissue...
3) Whip out rubber gloves...
4) Pick up pile of tissue....
5) Gesture towards the woman to wind her window down...
6) Stuff pile of tissue into woman's mouth....
7) Scold some Hokkien profanities....
8) Get back into car and zoom off....

It is just so disheartening to see people leisurely throwing tissue out of their cars...
It's the world-famous Malaysian "Tidak-apa" attitude....
When I saw the tissue flew out of the car...I had 5.54398 seconds(before tissue hits ground) to think about how this certain mom(yeah there were kids in the back) would educate her children....
She would probably tell her children that....
"Aiya...throw a bit rubbish nevermind 1 la"
Fast forward 5 years ahead and you might just see her children shatting at the side of the road...
"Aiya...nevermind 1 la...just shitting at the side of the road wat"

Kid No.1 :- Mommy...why did you throw rubbish out of the car??
Mom :- Aiya...throw a bit rubbish nevermind 1 la...
Kid No.2 :- But teacher say cannot simply throw rubbish...
Mom :- Aiya..Your teacher don't know anything la...I tell you now...You can throw anything you want out of the car.....
Both Kids :- Then we can throw you out of the car too loh??
Mom :- ***STUNNED***
Me :- Aiyayyyyyyyyyyyy......***fiu fit fiu fit*** ***applause applause*** ***cheer cheer***

Kids these days...They're so smart...probably overdose of Dumex milk powder...with all that DHA and MAA and...whatever la....

PEOPLE INVOLVED BECAUSE OF PILE OF TISSUE
1) Our most unfortunate MPPP workers - pick up tissue...yucks...
2) Local health authorities - sanitize the area and prevent spread of germs...
3) Local tar layer - retar sections of road that might be damaged from germs...
4) Local road painter - repaint yellow lines and so on...
5) Local government - paying the above 4 for doing their jobs...
6) Local tax payers - paying the local government to pay the above 4....

Thank you very much lady...You just made our day...


wooo...tissue paper...


leaving the scene??? not before I take down your number...

Drunk Wars:- Revenge of the drunkards....coming to a club near you...

Aikssss...check out the pic...Looks like somebody had a wee too little bit to drink...but I don't blame him la...
Out of 4 people who drank that night...3 returned semi drunk(or extremely drunk as in the guy in the pic's case)...
How did we get this drunk??? I don't know...As in the guy in the pic's case...he had bout 10 glasses before he started vomitting(in the club itself..yucks..it was chicken burger and fries all over the dance floor) and passed out right on the spot...
I don't know..Maybe he was depressed over his STPM results...I know I was(I failed...Yippie)...
As in my case...well...I'm sort of the bring-on-the-good-stuff guy...You know...as in when I've tried something good...I'll just keep wanting more...
My 1st glass of whiskey(mix with coke) was...ooooooo.....how should I put it....nice but could be better...
I didn't want to drink THAT much because my purpose of going to the clubs was just to check out the many(or the lack of) chicks that night...
As there weren't too many at that time(11-ish) I kept on drinking...and by the 7-8th glass...I was feeling...a wee little bit light headed...
Pile on the cigars...and all I could see were stars and blury lights and moving shadows....
Pile on the Marlboros and I couldn't even stand without supporting myself by holding onto the table...
Jesus...the stuff smokes and alcohol do to your body!! Amazing...
I was so drunk that when a chick approached me(Yeah..I can't believe it either) I couldn't even make out a single word she was saying...
All I could hear was a female voice...but no words which I could recognise....
Heck..maybe it wasn't me being drunk..maybe it was her...foreigner perhaps?? I don't know...

Chick :- Hi...what's ur name??
Me :- ***What the hell is she saying???***
Chick :- Hello...are you okay??
Me :- ***Bismillah-irahman-irahim...Assalamulaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh*** Jesus...woman...are you speaking Islamic to me???
Chick :- ***LEAVES***

I remembered leaving the club in a semi-drunken state....and I was to drive them all back to the apartment(Will's grandpa's place)???
Jesus...that'd be cool....So...in my half drunken state I drove...
Did I get into any accidents?? No
Was it cool?? Hell yeah....

Back at the apartment...vomitted twice...slept and the next morning...back to home...pretending to be as sober as I can(If mom ever finds out bout this she'll kill me)

By the way there're 2 more bottles of whiskey(I had 2 smuggle 1 back home...not telling you guys where I hid it though) left...any takers???
Shall we be drunk during our reunion night?? Anyone??



our one and only drunken master...bro...colgate is for the teeth lar...

Stupidity at its upmost best...

They say a picture paints a thousand words....and I can definitely rant on for more than a thousand words about the pic below...but I'll save you guys the boredom and get straight to the point...

This pic was taken at...Guess...try and guess....
Can't get it yet?? Yeah...an elevator....for CHRIST'S SAKE...AN ELEVATOR!!!
Whoooooo in their freaking monkey mind would leave a whole pile of Mc'D wrappers and cups at the corner of an elevator?????
My God man...I've seen piss and cigarette boxes...heck even used condoms...but this...THIS....is a 1st for me...
Okay...I don't live in an apartment...so basically using elevators is not in my daily routine....but arrghhh....Mc'D??? Seriously...only a monkey will buy a whole pile of food from Mc'D, sit in the corner of the elevator, munch on the food and leave the garbage behind...
Heck...there's so much food there that there must be at least 2-3 of them monkeys...I don't know...
I was just damn pissed to see the stupidity and ignorance of people nowadays...
So...did I help throw away the garbage?? HECK NO....I'm not clearing up another jackass's mess....Even though it pains me to know that the maintainence workers have to pick it up the next morning...but no way am I helping to clear garbage thrown(or left) by a monkey....

On a more serious note...perhaps the food was deliberately left there for the spirits...I mean...this pic was taken during the Cheng Beng season...not hungry ghost...but whatever la...same same kua...
Maybe some dude who liked Mc'D very much had a heart seizure(probably overdose of Big Macs) and died in the elevator....Maybe it was his 123456789th anniversary of his death and his family members had bought a whole pile of Mc'D just to satisfy the hunger of his spirit...

I don't know..I was too drunk to even think about spirits...I was lucky that I wasn't drunk enough to actually go through that pile of garbage in search of free food(Yeah right...like there's free stuff in the world now)...Anyways...maybe guys in apartments with elevators would like to share what weird shit they had encountered before??? Piss is a norm in elevators...Heck I would even piss in an elevator...if only they didn't have that CCTV with gay Malay security guards watching(kidding of course)...



I just don't know what else to say...Bon apetit?

jEsUs..wOmEn cAn'T fUcKinG dRiVe aNd WiLL I diE sOoN?

Okay...I've been holding back this topic for a damned long time but I finally have to post it up after what happened today...
Fuck I was out driving for about an hour and I nearly met with not 1..not 2 but 3 accidents...
Surprise...surprise(I wasn't actually)...they were all women drivers...
I will not bore you with how these deadly(but gorgeous) females nearly accidentally(or deliberately) robbed me of my life today...but all I can say is all 3 events can be summed up below....

ATTITUDES OF WOMEN BEHIND THE WHEEL
1) Overestimates car (e.g. woman in BMW 318i who shot across the road when I was just 3.21389043209 feet from her....stupid bitch....)
2) Bad judgement of road(e.g. woman in white Iswara who couldn't do a U turn properly and nearly ramming my car....fuckin shit)
3) Not looking at side view mirror(e.g. woman in white Saga cut into my lane and not noticing I was just freaking beside her...blind biatch)

THINGS TO DO BEFORE GOING OUT FOR A DRIVE
1) Equip self with crash helmet and racing seat belts...
2) Pray before God and ask for forgiveness...May He protect me from the she-devils on the roads...
3) Take car to prey before Indian God...May He protect my baby from any damage...
4) Fix a woman-sensing device on car...May the sensor beep whenever a woman driver is around...

I'm afraid I might die 1 day in the hands of one of these woman drivers....So....

THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1) Get a girlfriend - CHECKED
2) Go clubbing - CHECKED
3) See(only see...not try) prostitutes - CHECKED
4) Have sex -
5) Have a drink with a mafia boss -
6) Beat the holy hell out of some member of the public -
7) Kamikaze crash into a woman driver -
8) Kamikaze crash into a woman driver -
9) Kamikaze crash into a woman driver -
10) Kamikaze crash into a woman driver -




I had this nightmare the other day....I dreamt that the "Grim Reaper" paid me a visit...He was sort of like a Nazgul...you know...black robes...black hood...face that can't be seen....
Well what do you know....he told me my "time" was up.....and before I knew it...BANG...there was a flash of white light...and I was in hell...
Yeah...It was nothing like the hell they depicted in Constantine...totally different....
And then...BANG...another flash of white light...and I woke up...
Woooo...Looks like I'm gonna be dead soon....
Now about that list of things to do before I die...Hmmm.......

The REAL unsung heroes...

Let us ask ourselves...who are the real heroes of today??
Are they the countless doctors and medical staff who toil and toil in order to save the lives of the people??
Or are they your local volunteers, who help out whenever there is a dire situation?? e.g. tsunami-hit areas....
Or are they your local neighbourhood policemen??? who uphold the law and bring peace to the country....
Or maybe...your local firemen???...who help put out fires, thus saving lives and properties....

If you think any of the above are the heroes of today...then you're just being naive and stupid and foolish...
Yeah..none of the above are heroes worth mentioning...heck..they don't even deserve to be in the papers just because they stopped a robbery or put out a fire or do some shit that any ass-crack could have done...

The real heroes of today work longer and harder than any other profession there is...They start work in the early morning..say bout 4-5am-ish and continue until about 6-7pm-ish...They work all 7 days of a week and seldom or never at all take day-offs or half-day-leaves and they do not get extra for working overtime nor do they get a bonus at the end of the year....They brave all and I mean ALL weather conditions to accomplish their job...And yet...why do we not appreciate what they have done for us?? Why do we look down upon them?? Why do we not even take a second look at them or even thank them for what they have done for the society???

So I say to everyone(including you if you're reading this)....suck up the pride....stand up and give our REAL heroes a big applause....for without the workers of MPPP you would be living in a dump right now...

Okay...why the fuss about MPPP??? Well, I used to be just as ignorant as everyone out there whenever I see a MPPP worker doing his job...I wouldn't even take a second look at him...All that changed when today, while I was out having a drive...I saw this MPPP worker and immediately I had to take my hat off(wasn't wearing any actually) and salute him....

I was waiting at the traffic lights when I saw this MPPP worker on his bike...stopped at the side of a busy road...alighted from his bike....whipped out an empty plastic bag and started collecting the rubbish at the side of the road...WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!!!! I could clearly see what was going into the plastic bag...tissues...cigarette boxes...a 7-11 slurpee cup...Heck...He might had even picked up a used condom or sanitary pad with all that rubbish throw...

What I respect most about him is that he didn't even think twice about the embarassment of picking up rubbish at the side of the road...what with members of the public(including yours truly) looking at him...He didn't even think of the risks of being knocked down by a passing vehicle...He just went on collecting and as soon as the area was rid of stupid garbage thrown by stupid people...he rode off in his bike...no complaints...no mumbling...no nothing....

If you still have no newfound respect for out MPPP workers..then you're just as fucked up as the shit people throwing garbage everywhere....I swore that when he looked at my direction...I gestured a thumbs up, a clap and a salute to him....He smiled back and was off...collecting more garbage...And oh ya...he was collecting garbage at 5pm on a Sunday....Still no respect?? Then you're just shit...

Can you imagine what would happen if the MPPP workers decided that they've had enough and decided to quit their job for good?? What would happen to Penang?? Who would wanna clean up the garbage which some inconsiderate shit-hole threw out??? Would YOU do it??? So people...before you throw your rojak plastic bags out...think of our MPPP workers first.....and imagine a Penang without them....

Damn shit...I'm damn nervous bout tomorrow...so I'll just end it here for now...Cheeriosssssssssssss

Kids these days...Part II

Sunday night...Was having dinner with my family at Mr. Ho's place when this family of 4 came and sat at the table about a few feet from ours....The family included the parents, a teenage daughter and a small boy(5-ish) I think...Let's give them names shall we?
Father = Mr.I-don't-give-a-damn
Mother = Mrs.Whatever-lah
Daughter = Ms.I-want-and-I-must-get
Son = Mr.Ignorant

Usually, I wouldn't give a damn bout what's going on around me when I'm at the dinner table...I'll feast feast feast..and if there's anything that anyone wants to tell me...It'll have to wait...
But I couldn't help but eavesdrop on the conversation of that particular family...Why???
Ms.I-want-and-I-must-get was making so much noise and Mr.I-don't-give-a-damn and Mrs.Whatever-lah were not doing anything to stop her...Mr.Ignorant was just happily munching away at his food....GOOD FOR YOU MATE...WE CAN BE GOOD PALS.....

Anyways....the daughter was telling the father about some new Sony Ericsson phone...She was blabbering non-stop about OOOOooohhhhh how good the phone is and WaaaaaaaaaHHHH, so many features and yadda yadda yadda....The father, Mr.I-don't-give-a-damn was just nodding his head in agreement to whatever the daughter was saying...The mother was paying more attention towards the son..and the son was still busy feasting away...YUM.....

Anyways...the below conversation is half fact and half fiction...I'll leave it to you guys to find out which half is fiction..hehe

Daughter :- Daddy, you know that phone we saw just now...It's so beautiful laaaaaa....
Dad :- ***nods head in agreement*** yes arr???
Daughter :- Yeah...got colour screen and camera somemore you know...
Dad :- Ohhh...Is it??
Daughter :- YA!! and also got a few games...and can even type sms while talking on the phone...
Dad :- I see I see ****I don't give a damn woman!!!**** So how much is it again??
Daughter :- WAH Daddy...You want buy for me ah??? It's only RM1300 woh
Dad :- Oh........***shit...so expensive!!!***
Me :- ****chokes on "sio tu bak"(roast pork)**** Cough cough....****Materialistic bitch****
Mom :- ***pays even more attention to little son***
Son :- ***eats and eats and eats***
Daughter :- Daddy...How?? Can buy for me?? All my friends also got...
Dad :- I'll see first...***runs off to toilet...probably checking if he's got enough cash for the phone***
Daughter :- Mommy...I want that phone...
Mom :- Ah boy ah...eat some more...
Son :- ***eats eats eats***

Guys...If you were the father...would you actually spend that much for your daughter???
I wouldn't...Definitely I wouldn't....In my 20 years I grew up learning that we cannot have everything that we desire in life...
My mentor??? My father...
I grew up learning that no matter how much I "bodek"(suck up) to my father...I will never have the things that I want...
If I were to ask for magazines....*ting ting ting* ....he approves...cheap mar...
If I were to ask for a new RM1k+ handphone....*piak piak piak*....he slaps....

Anyways...If I were Mr. I-don't-give-a-damn...this is probably what I would tell my daughter or son if they ask for something that expensive...

Daughter :- Daddy, you know that phone we saw just now...It's so beautiful laaaaaa....
Me :- Yes ah??? The price tag also sure beautiful what...
Daughter :- Yeah...got colour screen and camera somemore you know...
Me :- I don't know woh...and I don't wanna know too...
Daughter :- YA!! and also got a few games...and can even type sms while talking on the phone...
Me :- Type sms?? Somemore while talking on phone?? Hello...I'm paying your blardy bill you know?
Daughter :- WAH Daddy...You want buy for me ah??? It's only RM1300 woh...
Me :- "Luuuuuuuu ki eong kannn"(you go fark off)...You think your "lao pek"(old man) print money???
Daughter :- Daddy...How?? Can buy for me?? All my friends also got...
Me :- Then you go stay with your friends lah (trademark phrase of my father whenever I compare myself to my friends)

Haha....I can't wait to be a father...its the only time where I can show any authority at all...
Ahh....crap...I just remembered...another thing that kids these days like to ask for is FREEDOM....Most teen movies that I've seen would depict the teenagers asking(demanding actually) for freedom from their parents...and most parents are on the losing side....However I applaude those parents who know how to handle this kinda situations...which of cause...includes my mentor...

Dad :- Don't talk to me about blardy freedom...As long as you're still staying under the roof of MY house and eating MY food, and using MY money...you'll blardy listen to what I have to say...If you want freedom, then you go pack YOUR bags, get out of MY house, and earn YOUR own money....then YOU can have all the freedom YOU want and YOU can do any shit YOU want....

Usually, this would leave me with nothing to say...Those were the rebellious years la...bout 16-17-ish...now that I'm 20 and getting older and older I actually appreciate the time,money and effort that my parents had put in to raise me up....

Haha...shit...serious...I can't wait to be a father...With all the knowledge of parenting imparted to me by me mentor...I'm ready to impart this knowledge back to my children...I can't wait to see the look on the faces of my children when I give them the lecture about FREEDOM...ahhahahahhaa...You might think that any child which will have me as a father is unlucky but I'm just doing this for their own good...Most children nowadays are so blardy pampered that it is the parents who are afraid of the child....

As you guys might know, nowadays parents are so overprotective of their children that even if the child was hit by a teacher for not doing their homework, the parents would be at the school in a jiffy to create a riot...In the end...even teachers nowadays are scared of the children..
I remembered reading in the newspaper about children of the yester-years...the writer wrote that his parents were called up to school because he had not completed his homework...Instead of protecting his child, the fella's father gave the go-ahead for the teacher to whack the holy shit out of the fella....YES...DISCIPLINE!!!!

Yeah...I'm a sick and twisted fella who's ready to teach the future generation some discipline, old-school style....Bring back the well-disciplined individuals of yester-years and out with the sissies and pussies of today's children....Cheeriossssssssssss..............

BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Wah lahhhhhh...This is the best damn birthday I've ever had larrrr....
The plan was set...We would check-in into a hotel....the Crown Prince Hotel that is...
Then we would waste some time...and by 11pm...it was time to head down to the clubs...damnnnnn good...

The day started out at 2.30...me and me mate(Adrian) checked in into the hotel...
Since it was too damn early we headed off to Island Plaza and soon met up with another mate(Rene) there...
A little info on Island Plaza...It used to be one of the most popular shopping malls around...
Unfortunately with the closure of its anchor tenant(Super Tanjung), the place is now like a shit-hole...
There're only a few stores around...Also there're only 2-3 stalls left in the food court...Even the cinemas had closed down....
Ahhh...the slow demise of the once proud Island Plaza....I shall always remember the good times I spent in there...May it rest in peace and lead a better life next time...

After that, we went off to fetch another mate(Derek) and went back to the hotel for a rest...Rene went back to his place...
About roughly half an hour late, another mate(Victor) showed up and after cleaning and washing up, we met up with another mate(Meng) and headed to a nearby food court for dinner...
Hmmmm....RM3.50 for a plate of fried rice...with nearly zero ingredients and lots of oil...Eww...
After dinner, Derek and Victor went to 7-11 to buy some cigars...Tsk tsk tsk...please la...don't spoil your lungs la brothers...

After that...we headed down to Gurney Plaza to waste more time...Before long, we were joined up with another mate(Alex) and we met up with Rene, Meng and Chin Loon outside the night club...Yeah...We gonna masuk night club...wooooo hooooooooooo... We met up with Choon Hau inside the club too...

DAMN EXCITED!!! That was the feeling...I could hear my heart beating in accordance to the bass of the music...DAMN KEAT!! The place was jam-packed...Guys and gals....but let's concentrate on the girls ya??
WAH LAHHH....was what I could say...All the girls there were....*OUCH* *sizzle sizzle* HOT HOT HOT!!!!
And since the place was soooooooooooooo packed, you can't blame me if I happened to bump into the girls...
It wasn't my fault!!! They bumped into me!!!! Fine...I wanted to be bumped too...and...I sort of like bumping into girls too...wooooooo....

More on the girls...not only were they sexily dressed and causing me to drool non-stop...they were also "feng tau-ing"(shaking head) like mad...Okay..they weren't on ecstasy or anything...I think...but they were all dancing and moving their nose-bleed-inducing bodies so much that....wow...I can't keep me eyes off them lar...but then I have to la...cause the other good part bout that night was the booze...Beers, Chivas-cokes and even cigars(remember 7-11??) were all part of the good stuff that night...

BAPUK ALERT!!! Okay..we were enjoying watching this group of girls dancing in front of us when suddenly a few young-fucks butted in and stole the show...I have no idea how but before long...the girls were dancing with the guys...leaving the rest of us with no blardy chicks...1 of the chicks even started to perform a lap dance...Want to know more?? Read on...Don't want to know?? Skip this paragraph...LAP DANCE :- Okay..the girl was basically rubbing her privates against the guy's laps...not on purpose la...she was sort of like dancing with the guy's thigh in between hers....
Later on..more girls came..and more bapuks came to snatch the chicks too...SHIT...was damn pissed...

OUR ADVENTURES WITH THE CHICKS
Me :- Lots of not-on-purpose body contacts...Lots of chicks looking this way..hahahhaa....no shit...
Derek :- Chicks looking at him but snatched by some bapuks... Lots of body contacts too...
Adrian :- Rejected by 2 girls(Awwwww....hahahha...) and also had chicks snatched by bapuks...
Rene :- Lots of not-on-purpose or on-purpose body contacts..hahaha...nearly got a gal but snatched by bapuk..
Victor :- Lots of not-on-purpose or on-purpose body contacts....
Alex :- Lots of not-on-purpose body contacts...
Chin Loon :- Holy-soul of the group..stood away from chicks..preventing any body contacts..good on u mate...
Meng :- 2nd holy-soul of the group..also stood away from chicks...with no body contacts..
Choon Hau :- 3rd holy-soul of the group...stood away from chicks but was more busy drinking....

The whole thing ended about 3 something in the morning....After that we went to Khaleel for a little drink...Basically we were sort of dehydrated because we were sweating like hell and too "kiam"(stingy) to spend more on drinks...you know la..nightclubs...they overcharge....

*P.S. A great big THANK YOU to Boon Wooi for bringing us in for free...You the man Boon..hahahaahaa

Then..it's back to the hotel for some sleep...
Next morning...went for breakfast with Derek and Adrian....before heading to 1stop to lepak around...
We(only Adrian actually...us 2 were diabaikan..haha) were approached by a sales-girl promoting contact lenses...
Before long, we chatted her up and soon got her name(Tifferny) and number(won't be telling...its between us 3 only..hahahaha)...incredible...

Back home...me family took me out for dinner...They suggested this fine-dining place called Mr.Ho's...just somewhere near Northam Hotel....The food was WOW...simply incredible...
Their speciality was this RM75 dish....which included roast pork belly(sio bak), pork sausages, pork knuckles and many more....

I got a birthday cake, an Initial D vcd from my siblings and a big red packet from me parents...Awww....thanx guys....anyways...20 already this year...getting old...to ALLLLLL me mates...Love u guys la...Let's hang out some time...
To the mates who hanged out with me at the night club...let's go again mates!!!! arrghhh!!!
To the mates who didn't get to go to the night club...let's go also larr!!! you'll love it bros!!! hahahahahhahaa...Cheerio.....



he's smiling now...but he wasn't when he was rejected twice....wakakkakakakaka


derek....leaving hotel room for night club...woo hooo..


left to right...victor, adrian and alex


hot babe...


rene dancing near a hot babe...


adrian sleeping...or wanking??


birthday cake!!!!


birthday prezzies..

looking up prozzies and million dollar baby...

I can't remember when...It must have been Wednesday...
Was damn sien but then got a call up by 2 mates(will not mention names....) to go for a ronda...
Was discusing where to go until the idea of checking out health and spa centres came up....
Now the health and spa centres that we wanted to check out wasn't your everyday old-aunty-slapping-on-oil-and-massage centres...
Basically the health and spa centres were just a cover up for a brothel...
Yes...you got it...prostitutes hang around in these places...
AWWWW....Come on...don't look at me like that...I din go for their services la...just saja syok nothing to do go see them lo....

1st place we checked out was a place called Cathay spa centre...I was scared shit when we were there...I peeked through the door and I could see a whole row of prositutes just sitting there waiting for customers...Naturally since we could see them from the outside, they could see us from the inside too...And before long this guy, whom I suspected was the "bapa ayam"(pimp) came out to greet us...I don't know bout my mates but I was about to run like hell cause this guy was huge!! muscular!! And I was afraid that if we rejected the brothel's services I would be beaten to a pulp...Anyways...Chins up!! Chest high!! We braved ourselves and enter the place....

We were invited to have a sit and told to take our times checking out the girls...Errr...By then I was about to piss in my pants dee....but then since we're already inside...just look la...I must report however that the prostitutes....LOOK GOOD!!! DAMN!! I couldn't believe that girls as good-looking as them would actually wanna sell their selves...All the time I was checking out the girls, the pimp was telling us the details..."pua tiam cheng, chi pak"(half an hour for RM100).."pao ka liao"(everything included:---i'm presuming massage plus sex itself)...By then the pimp kept on staring at the 3 of us, wanting to make sure that we pick a girl...We didn't know how to "cabut"(get out)...That is until a customer came in and the pimp went over to him...We bade the pimp farewell and got ourselves out of there....Hmmm....Nice experience..hahahha....adrenaline rush perhaps?? I don't know...but we sure wanted to try it again...

Next place was a spa centre called Sakura....Again we were scared shit about entering the place....And again we braved ourselves and finally enter the place...The guy in charge was not the boss of the place...*pheww*...He told us about the charges which are again RM100 for half an hour...We took our time checking out the prostitutes before we felt it was time to cabut again...I was quite thankful that the boss was not around and the guy helping us out was just a worker...At least we won't be breaking any hearts when we leave....As we were about to leave, 2 prozzies(prostitutes) came out and we were stunned shock...I thought that they were coming after us...But in the end...we went our separate ways....

There was still time and we were already feeling braver(just a bit la) so we went to check out this place called New City Pub...The place looked quite normal...That is until we entered the place...Inside, it was pitch dark...A worker came over and helped us with our enquiries...He was very friendly though...Hats off to him..ahahaha...Anyways...we could clearly see the...ermm....GROs(guest relations officers izzit??) walking about...We saw about...arrr....3-4 i think and they weren't that bad looking at all...I always thought that GROs and prozzies would be bad-looking but wow..they do look good...Anyways...they HAVE to look good la...Or else how to make money?? In the end we left.....

While talking to another mate(Zack...in msn...) we came out to calculate how much would these prozzies make in a month...Say...for a half hour session of RM100...RM80 goes to the prozzies while RM20 goes to the pimp...
If the girl services 5 customers a day:---- RM80 x 5 = RM400 a day...
In a month she would make :---- RM400 x 30 = RM12,000 a month....
HAH??? How much is a doctor's pay?? What bout lawyer's pay?? Accountant's pay leh??? ALL BLARDY LESS THAN THESE PROZZIES....SHITTTT!!!

*NOTE* For those who are thinking the wrong things...don't think anymore...I didn't pay for any services...neither did my 2 mates...but hats off to them for braving themselves..hahaha...especially our "tau keh"(boss)...You know who you are..hahahahhaha...I salute you boss...



For today...got a call up to catch Million Dollar Baby by me mate(Zack)...We were joined by Chun Wei and his gf...No spoilers again here....so you can read on...
For those who like touching stories...this show is a definite for you...
For those who like boxing....this show is for you too...
For those who are afraid of girls who can fight...skip this...hahaha...

That's pretty much bout it for today lar...
Won't be around tomorrow...Gonna have a hotel stay at the Crown Prince Hotel...
OBJECTIVE :- To party all night long at various night clubs....maybe...and to check out more chicks...maybe only too....
MONEY :- Bringing RM300...just in case...

Oh well...Will be back on Sunday night to blog bout Saturday's events then...till then...take care all..Cheerio...

Edu fair

This post is late again...I'm having GLOW syndrome...or other wise known as Getting Lazy Of Writing syndrome...Yeah...I can't find the inspiration to write anymore...Basically since I'm still on holiday...my brain is still on power-off mode...I'm so lazy to think up of new stuff to write......And thinking up of topics to write in the blog is kinda taxing on the brain too...

Anyways...enough of the complains...Went to the Education Fair held at PISA on Sunday with me mates(Adrian Chan and Derek Ho...kan ley ma puki la..hahahha)....Met up with 2 more mates(Zack and Yan..sup bros)...

Basically the whole event was shit.....I learnt almost nothing there....The college I was looking for(Institut Teknikal Jepun-Malaysia) was a no-show and the chicks there were *yawn yawn* could be better la...Some of the exhibitors had put on quite a nice exhibit I must say...KDU and DISTED were looking good...but our el-cheapo local Universities were crap...Tsk tsk tsk....very disappointing.....

What next...oh yeah..the announcer...Something must be wrong with him because whenever he wanted to announce something...he would turn the volume to MAX...and most of the time he would be giving us a fright...It was sure damn hell funny to see the chicks and aunties there jump with fright whenever the announcements came on...they would then start to pat their chests...you know...the way people do to calm themselves down...I don't know why but I felt like laughing out loud whenever this happened...Anyway...I don't exactly support the announcer giving the public a fright...so if I ever find out where he's making his announcements, I'll be there in a jiffy to shove his microphone up his arse.....hohoho...

Next...we went for a small meal at Kassim Mustafa...before heading off to Adrian's house...It was pay day...and his Minister of Home Affairs(His Aunty) was about to lay a fat load of money for him...After being equipped with cash..we proceeded to Gurney(again?? sienz...) to stock up on some food and drinks...We were going to watch the Carling Cup Final at his place....hehehe...started scoping chicks again....The Honda F1 models were still there...ahh...so gorgeous...yum yum....

In the car park...we turned into "tu-kau"(uneducated) mode...we would roll down the windows and shout profanities at the top of our lungs....well...not me la...Those 2(Adrian and Derek) did....I'm the good boy driving the car..hahahhahaa...but it was sure damn funny to hear the echos of the profanities...hahahaha....they would even wave and say "hello" whenever we drive past a group of girls...ahhhh...the fun of being uneducated...wakakkakaka

*NOTE* Profanities = bad words and bad phrases

After that it was on for the Carling Cup...Chelsea won...which was quite obvious from the start...hahaha...an entertaining match...entertaining all the way to the final whistle...during halftime we walked to the coffeeshop nearby to stock up on more food...At the same time...we also did a different kind of "stocking" when we visited the VCD shop nearby..hahahhaa..wanna know what "stock" I'm talking about?? Aiya...you all should know la...haha

Anyways...that's pretty much it...Monday and today are not worth mentioning...I was at home both days...anyways..here are some pics from Sunday....Cheerio....


nice girl in orange...hmmm...


err....the kemayan girl...


fine ass


green...derek's ass on the left....hahahhaa


wooo...


weeeee...


derek says kinky...adrian says fat...I say yeeeeeee.....


evo8...location:- Gurney underground carpark...