juz another day..

You know your day's pretty fucked up when you have to get stuck behind some SUV doing 30kph on a 80kph road with the car right next to you honking like there's no tomorrow. If you're a foreigner or someone from outstation and you're planning a road trip to Penang...here's a tip:-

GET A MAP

Maps are not expensive...seriously.

Plus, Penang is not really that big. Really. There're no highways around Penang unlike KL. In KL if you're on the wrong highway, you'd might just end up in Ipoh. You can't get lost in Penang cause the only highway(or near to it) is the Penang Bridge. So if you to want to go to Batu Ferringi where all the beaches and/or bitches are and you happened to find yourself on the bridge heading to the mainland, you know you're screwed. Well it's just RM7 for the trip back to the island. No worries. Next time, read the signboards. Oh...and study the frigging map.


I forgot to mention how much I hate roadsigns in Malaysia. How many of you guys have been screwed over by the lousy placings of the signboards? I know I have. I wanted to go to Mid Valley once but ended up in Bangsar because I missed a turning caused by a roadsign hidden by trees...Thanx mother-nature. And what's the difference between Desa Sri Hartamas and Kota Sri Hartamas? I know one of them is the happening area with pubs and all that and the other is a shit-hole housing area. Seriously...who can actually tell which Hartamas is the happening 1? Malaysia should have more signs like these:-

I can't believe hardly anyone complain about the roadsigns. Even if they did, I don't think the government would give a shit. They don't know anything. They don't drive. They get chauffered. With police escort and the shit. Damned MPs. Couldn't you drive a Proton Saga like everybody else? Sheesh...they'll never do anything as long as they don't experience the pain in trying to read the signboards. So I say SCREW Malaysian signboards. I'mma go get myself a GPS system. Peace.

P/S
I know this post is bloody short but I can't help it okay? Holidays have got my brain rotting. Screw the holidays.

I'm starting to realise how much I hate rich artsy-fartsy bastards. You see, while I was going through the papers the other day, I came across an article about a Picasso painting being auctioned off at a starting price of USD50 million. As if to piss us poor people even further, the painting made the newspapers again 2 days later, this time being bought at a final price of USD95 million. Converted to Malaysian currency at the current exchange rate that would translate into RM332.5 million.


Lord Christ! RM332.5 million! Am I the only one who sees something wrong here? Why are people dumb enough to pay so much cash for a painting by some unknown cock? Sure the guy became famous through word of mouth but seriously, how many of you guys out there have seen a Picasso painting without exclaiming "Now that's some fucked up shit"? I'm not kidding. I have pics to prove it.

Now that's some fucked up shit. Who are these people forking out RM332.5 mils for this pile of poo? I wouldn't even part with RM3.32 for this for I think the money is better spent on a Double Cheese Burger. This painting is the stuff that nightmares are made of. Check out the ghostly-vampiric hands. If this picture were to be shown to some 5 year old kid, he'd cry and shit his pants. Hell I'd shit my pants too if I were to part with 332.5 mil for this painting. In fact I'd rather get electrocuted than hang this crap in my living room. Check out the face man.

If the above doesn't send shivers down your spine, I don't know what will. The first time I saw it in the newspapers, I couldn't sleep for days. I had to visit a brain surgeon so I could get my brain vacumned and thus making me forget about that scary piece of shit. Man, I hate art. Both old and modern art. These so called famous artists seems to be making millions by just shitting paint out from their assholes all over the canvas. I used to love art and I used to draw a lot but then I turned 5. And video games were all that mattered at that age.


I can still hardly believe someone would actually pay enough money to buy an island or two for this crap. I could have drawn so much better than that but would anyone pay me USD95 mils? ?NoooOOooOOoo...no way. Why not? Well here's a hint. My name doesn't starts with a "P" and ends with "icasso". Another one from Picasso :-



Can you believe people call this art? Those status-seeking rich fat fucks buy ugly stuff like this to show off to their friends. "Hey look...I got a Picasso". And his friends would start patting him on the back whilst showing their admiration for him. In case you don't know, this is a way to suck up to him so that if ever that rich fuck should meet an untimely end, at least a few of his millions would be passed down to his friends, including this cock-of-a-painting so that the new holder of this painting can start boasting again to his own clique of friends who then start sucking up to him to get his millions but will never get any attention from normal people like us because we hate Picasso to begin with and the only way we're ever gonna get his millions is by killing him. Oh and selling that god-awful painting.


Also included here is my own painting. Look at the vibrant colours. Look at Mr. Sun smiling. For it is a sunny day indeed and me kicking Picasso in the ass would have brought a smile to anyone, sun included. Now where's my USD95 mils?? Damn it man...

Someone once told me that the food in Kuala Lumpur sucked ass and that it was no where near as good(or perfect) as the food from Penang. Having lived in Penang for over 20 years, I couldn't really tell if a particular food here is good or bad for the fact that I didn't have food from any other place to compare with and also the fact that food all over Penang is good. Oh wait...my mistake...I meant food all over Penang is VERY good.


Now having lived and sampling food around KL for a year, I have come to this conclusion...that the food in KL is just slightly below, if not, on par with Penang food. No I'm not joking so stop laughing fags. However, the price here is enough to make you think twice about having double helpings(as I usually do...not that you can't tell from my size). The prices are a turn off really. Real potong stim. Plus it doesn't help the cause knowing that you paid RM3.50 for "wantan mee" which didn't come with any "wantan" or RM3.00 for a fried rice which is..ermm...literally...fried rice. Only rice and egg. No chicken, no pork, no whatever. Wtf right?


However all is not that bad because food in KL is really unique. Well, to a Penangite anyways. There's this stall selling Butter Pork Chop Rice in Jalan Genting Klang and man, this stuff is so good it'll blow your tastebuds away. The name of the dish is not exactly something which will induce fits of food orgasms but then hey, I've only got 3 years to stay in KL...no regrets..just try.

Now I know it looks a little creamy but that's the best part. The sauce is like melt-in-your-mouth goodness. The creamy rich texture of the sauce is so good that I could have wetted my pants from the indescribable feelings I had each time I ate this(10 bucks says you'd wet your pants too if you'd try it...game enough?). So there we have lightly fried crispy pork chop with a sauce made up of a little butter, milk, spiced up with green chillis and garnished with curry leaves. I've absolutely fallen in love with this dish and I make it a point to eat it at least once a week or so.

There is also this other stall somewhere within the vicinity that sells Thai Fried Rice. I think everyone here has more or less eaten something along the lines of rice fried Thai style. "So what so special bout this one lah?" I hear u ask? Nothing...really...except that the flavour of this Thai Fried Rice will grab you by the balls and you'd be hooked to this dish immediately. No shit. This has gotta be one of the best Thai Fried Rice I've ever had. Not to mention the amount of rice that they fry for you when you order a large plate.

"Wah...like mountain" a friend exclaimed.

"WTF?"

No really...the amount is quite a lot...considering you're paying 4 bucks for this dish. But I must warn you. This dish taste as close to horse shit as ever when it is cold. I made the mistake of "tapao-ing" this dish back for supper the other day. So within the 5 hours it was just sitting there, some kind of funny reaction must have taken place and I was eating horse shit...literally...I'm serious...tidak ber-joking-kan.

Eat it while it's hot. You have been warned.


There're plenty of other unique and tasty food in KL which I will take photos of and post up here later. So if anytime you're in KL and within the area where I'm living, call me up and I'll bring you guys to check the above food out. You'd love it. Cos if u don't I'd kick you in your nuts. Peace.