So you wanna throw some tissue paper??

Errr...what else is there for me to say...
Pile of tissue paper thrown from front passenger side(a woman) while car was stopping at a traffic light...
Jesus....it doesn't get any dirtier than this...
Pics do not do justice because in reality...the pile of tissue was covered in a yellow-greenish goo which makes me(being 5.2342342 feet away) sick to the core....
It is most unfortunate that the traffic lights turned green 0.14021 minutes later....
If I had a little more time...hmmmmm...maybe this was what I would had done...

THINGS THAT I MIGHT HAD DONE IF I HAD MORE TIME
1) Turn off engine, alight from car and lock it...
2) Leisurely walk towards pile of tissue...
3) Whip out rubber gloves...
4) Pick up pile of tissue....
5) Gesture towards the woman to wind her window down...
6) Stuff pile of tissue into woman's mouth....
7) Scold some Hokkien profanities....
8) Get back into car and zoom off....

It is just so disheartening to see people leisurely throwing tissue out of their cars...
It's the world-famous Malaysian "Tidak-apa" attitude....
When I saw the tissue flew out of the car...I had 5.54398 seconds(before tissue hits ground) to think about how this certain mom(yeah there were kids in the back) would educate her children....
She would probably tell her children that....
"Aiya...throw a bit rubbish nevermind 1 la"
Fast forward 5 years ahead and you might just see her children shatting at the side of the road...
"Aiya...nevermind 1 la...just shitting at the side of the road wat"

Kid No.1 :- Mommy...why did you throw rubbish out of the car??
Mom :- Aiya...throw a bit rubbish nevermind 1 la...
Kid No.2 :- But teacher say cannot simply throw rubbish...
Mom :- Aiya..Your teacher don't know anything la...I tell you now...You can throw anything you want out of the car.....
Both Kids :- Then we can throw you out of the car too loh??
Mom :- ***STUNNED***
Me :- Aiyayyyyyyyyyyyy......***fiu fit fiu fit*** ***applause applause*** ***cheer cheer***

Kids these days...They're so smart...probably overdose of Dumex milk powder...with all that DHA and MAA and...whatever la....

PEOPLE INVOLVED BECAUSE OF PILE OF TISSUE
1) Our most unfortunate MPPP workers - pick up tissue...yucks...
2) Local health authorities - sanitize the area and prevent spread of germs...
3) Local tar layer - retar sections of road that might be damaged from germs...
4) Local road painter - repaint yellow lines and so on...
5) Local government - paying the above 4 for doing their jobs...
6) Local tax payers - paying the local government to pay the above 4....

Thank you very much lady...You just made our day...


wooo...tissue paper...


leaving the scene??? not before I take down your number...