Chap Goh Meh...The Chinese Valentine?

Chap Goh Meh or in English, The Fifteenth Night marks the end of Chinese New Year....
It's also a time for the singles to come out and try their luck in finding their match...
So...What do they put their luck on?? Oranges....Believe it or not...
The process :-
Step 1 :- Gather at a place with sea water and a nice walk-way...i.e. Gurney...
Step 2 :- If you're female...bring along oranges..If you're male...bring a net...
Step 3 :- Females stand on the walkways...Males get on sampans(small boats) with their nets...
Step 4 :- Females throw oranges at the males...Males catch oranges with nets...
Step 5 :- Males who caught oranges look for their respective ermm...orange-throwers...
Step 6 :- Go dating...get engaged and get married....

I've never tried catching any oranges before...but if I did...the scenario would most likely be this :-

1) Me wearing bright clothes.......to attract females ma...
2) Me using bigger and wider net...to catch more oranges ma...
3) Using sampan with 2.0 litre engine at the back....just in case...who knows...
4) Me wearing night vision goggles....to see better ma...it's too dark...
5) Spots some hot mamas throwing oranges...
6) Uses 2.0 litre engine(told you it will come in handy) and zooms around....collecting oranges...
7) Spots ugly mama throwing orange at my direction....
8) Throws a flash grenade at ugly mama...
9) Ugly mama :- *blinded by flash* ARRGGHHHHH.... MY EYES MY EYES!!!
10) Me zooms away again...woooo hooooooo.....
11) Spots a bapuk(pondan) throwing oranges...
12) Zooms in front of bapuk, whips out pump-handle shotgun and blows 8 holes into him...
13) Bapuk :- ARRGGHHHHH!!!!
14) Spots another guy trying to catch an orange thrown by a hot mama...
15) Zooms to catch orange...not before drop-kicking guy into the sea....
16) After collecting oranges...go back home...
17) WHAT?!?!??!?!?!!?! NO MEETING HOT MAMAS??!?!?!
18) Of cos no la...I already have a hot mama...go back eat free oranges la..kanneh..what you all thinking???hahahhahaa

Yeah...that's my "kiam"(stingy) self talking....I'm actually quite proud of it...Cause I inherited the "kiam" genes from my father(want to ask money from him?? you wait longer la....)

Anyways...my mind's too preoccupied with GT4 to post a logical or long blog this time...
And I think it's just not right to leave your fate to...erm...oranges....
Come on guys...If you happend(a stroke of bad luck) to catch an orange belonging to an ugly mama....you going for it? Fuhh....
What about girls?? If your oranges were caught by some ugly-looking fark...you want ah??

Aih...nothing to report already...I believe everyone has their own right in finding their own love...whether it's throwing oranges or durians or apples or even used pads(sanitary pads)...hahahhahaha.......Good Luck to all...Cheerio....