another 1 about UTAR...

So finally...after 3 months of holidays...I'll be going back to KL for my 2nd sem in uni...After hearing stories from friends in various local universities, all I can say about UTAR(the uni I'm in now) is that it will never even come close to the other local universities in terms of facilities and...well...just about everything. I felt so damn inferior whenever my friends mention how awesome their unis were...I was digging deep within myself to actually come up with something good to say about my uni...Man...


Okay...I wanted to give a little credit to UTAR...so I started searching their website for anything good that they might have...Let's start off with...the logo maybe?? The pic below depicts some logos of a couple of local universities...



Pretty...aren't they??

Ladies and gents I'm proud(NOT!) to present to you the logo of UTAR!!



uh huh..yeah...

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...my uni logo...wonderful isn't it??
I wonder what would my grand kids say...

Grandkid :- Ah kong...why your uni logo...like...no standard 1?
Oh...and like all other logos...my uni logo comes with a set of well...explanations too :-


-Blue, yellow and red, being the national colours reflect the Malaysian identity of the institution.(YOU FORGOT WHITE)

-The letter 'A' in auspicious red gives it prominence, suggesting distinction and excellence in the education provided by UTAR. Red also signals success, prosperity and protection from negative forces.(THE LAST SENTENCE WAS SOOOOOOO MADE UP BY A CHINESE...I MEAN...PROTECTION FROM NEGATIVE FORCES??? WHAT ARE YOU?? FENG SHUI MASTER??)

-The swing of the bold stroke signifies a 'yes', a mark of enthusiastic approval and the right choice.<<<----(IF THEY HAD NEVER MENTIONED ABOUT THAT BOLD STROKE THINGY I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED IT WAS JUST ANOTHER NIKE RIP-OFF...WOW...BOLD STROKE INDEED)

-The cascade of six lines, three on each side symbolizes the five Faculties and one Institute offering a comprehensive range of courses and research.(CURRENTLY...THERE'RE ONLY 3 FACULTIES)

-The seventh line, the tail of the backbone stroke, represents the holistic aspect of education: character development, community-building and healthy living. Together, the holistic and the academic propel UTAR into a future filled with great promise and unlimited opportunities.(NO SHIT, GENIUS)


Man...even Tar college has it's own logo...which is quite sad really...Heck even my high school has a nicer logo...and everyone knows the Saints' logo kicks ass....heck...everything about the Saints kick ass...
Let's move on to the next agenda...Sports and Recreation!!! Some of you might be expecting me to mention stuff like indoor swimming pools...or basketball courts...or tennis courts...or heck...even a soccer field...or...to make our money's worth(RM30k for a course)...maybe a pool table... Well...you're wrong...cause what my faculty have is....



wah...

Picture too small?? I'll mention it then...
-Table-tennis
-Chinese chess
-International chess
-Carom
and the mother of all recreational activities...
-Hula Hoops........................Holy shit!!!...Hula Hoopsssssss....Man...who the hell plays with hula hoops?? god damn!

No mention about a swimming pool cause there's none...
Not a word about basketball or tennis courts cause there's...well...none...
And to think that you pay RM 30, 000 for a 3 year course and they only give you hula hoops to play with...dammit...hula hoops??? HULA HOOPS????!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!!???!!??!
What the FU--


It's like I go to the office and :-
Me :- Hey UTAR...you got like anything to do around here??
Lady :- Yes...you can access the internet at our ultra modern computer labs
Me :- I mean like outdoor stuff...any balls we can play with?? ..........besides ours of course......
Lady :- No...but we got a couple of hula hoops for you...interested???
Me :- No, bitch...I'm not interested in your hula hoops!!!! WTF is a hula hoop anyway?? DAMN!!!!


But then....no matter how bad the uni may be, there's bound to be something good too...and that's the people in it...My newfound friends...Sure we may come from different parts of Malaysia but when we sit down together at a table in the canteen...it's like...I've known them for years...chit-chatting while eating...ermm...some kind of food(you see...paying 30k for a course, you'd expect a wide selection of food...but noooooooooooooooo...)
Oh...did I mention we have 10 computer labs...with 3 of them having PCs with internet access and...30 PCs in each lab...That brings the number of internet-accessable PCs to a grand total of WOW!!! I COULD HARDLY BELIEVE IT!!! 90!! Now that's "a lot" of PCs...considering it's the Faculty of Engineering and Science and internet-ready PCs are important to us for researches and stuff...or in my case...to access MSN...and also not to mention that the student population is roughly...I said ROUGHLY...2000...Yeah...only 2000...what did you expect?? It's a new uni and nobody has graduated from it yet...No...I'm serious...


So hor...I really hope no UTAR big shots read this entry...or I would have my ass kicked out of uni very soon...Even if I did get my ass kicked out of uni...let's hope that they start to realise their mistake...or in this case ignorance and start to pay more attention in improving the uni...I mean like dude..RM30k? That's like 10 times more expensive than a local government uni...I know I'm stupid for not getting to enter a government uni but that doesn't mean you can suck out 30k of our cash...Oh...and just in case you bigshots wanna know about your uni's reputation...here's an excerpt :-

Aunt1 :- Ah Boy...What uni you studying at now??
Me :- UTAR
Aunt1 :- Oh.................(long silence)................UTAR hor...


Aunt2 :- Ah Boy...What uni you studying at now??
Me :- ***Ultimate lie*** UM lohhhh
Aunt2 :- WAHHHHHHH....UM AH....YOU SO CLEVER!!!!


Man...you see the different reactions???
So to UTAR.......
buck up weyyyyyyyyy.....

P/S
and no...I still can't get over the fact that they offer hula hoops as a recreational activity...HULA HOOOOOOOOOOOOPS????????? ARGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry Potter is a load of shite...

I finally convinced myself that the 4th Harry Potter movie couldn't be that bad since it had dragons(man...dragons rule) and many other funny looking creatures in it...Plus there's this hot French chick playing...ermm...damn...can't remember the name but....I'm sure you guys know who I'm talking about...and to heat things up even further...here's a little site with some clips of her in her earlier movies...oh...Did I mention she appears topless??

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=325

So I watched the show on DVD 9 today and...I couldn't be more wrong about the movie. Man, everything about the movie blows...including the French chick...cos she can blow my co-.....
No...there wasn't enough of her...and I think the only line she spoke in the whole movie was "Thanks for saving my sister"...Man...WTF??
And that moaning ghost thingy in the toilets...what's her name again? Moaning Matilda?? Moaning Moron?? Oh wait...nobody cares...Man I get pissed whenever I see her...It's like I wanna reach into the TV set and strangle her to death...oh wait...she's already dead...damn...


And the baddies...man...they're so bloody stupid...So you wanna kill Harry Potter right?? And...you got one of them bad guys to transform himself into that old-rotating-eyeball guy just to get next to him right?? So what do you do next?? Do you....

1) kill Harry Potter??
2) kill Harry Potter??
or...
3) kill Harry Potter??

No way...you become his Defense against the Dark Arts teacher, teach him some new magic spells, help him out in the Triwizard Tournament and get yourself thrown back to Araban jail...oh wait...Akaban jail...shit...
Anyways...this shows how stupid these kinda movies can get...I mean...all that guy had to do was to whip out a pocket knife and stab Harry in the armpits...Not only will he bleed to death, you will get yourself like a whole barrel-full of blood for the Dark Lord's revival and also save us the trouble of having to go through another 3 books only to find out that Harry finally defeats the baddie...Man...7 books just to know that the bad guy loses...that's crap...


And that Dark Lord fool...1 stroke of his wand and Harry's friend was dead...oh wait...it was that rat-guy who killed him innit? anyways...couldn't he do that to Harry while he was wand-less?? Sure...that'd be no honour in killing an unarmed person but who cares rite?? The most important thing is to kill while you can...But nooooo....Harry rearms himself and lo-behold...his dead...yeah..get this right...DEAD parents came to save the day...And Jesus Christ...Harry is saved again...for the fourth bloody time...


I've already stopped reading the Harry Potter books since book 4...because basically all the books are the same...Baddie wants to kill Harry but fails...and I swear I'll think twice before watching another Harry Potter movie...I've lost the magic that J.K.Rowling once put upon me in her first book...I've lost it right after the 4th book...The ending was so thrilling yet stupid..Baddie was about to kick Harry's ass and he gets saved...Furthermore...there seems to be no urgency at all at the fact that someone's trying to kill him...In the end...he takes the train back to Ron's house for the holidays...GREAT! If someone was trying to kick my ass I'd be living with some kick-ass wizards and witches for my own safety and not with some kids who don't know squat about magic...damn...


I'm going back to Tolkien's Lord of the Rings for the 8th time...No...it never gets old because every volume is so entertaining and everybody knows REAL wizards(who fight against Balrogs and Orcs) kick ass...

***going back to KL on Saturday so updates will be scarce and few...my apologies***

oh well...

Man I can't stand Eminem anymore...That white nigga-wannabe has me punching myself in the ears everytime his songs are played over the radio or on television. I don't know...I think it's just me...I can't stand his chipmunk-like voice rapping and dissing and insulting almost everything that walks on two legs...Hey Em...Nobody cares...you get me??

When he first burst into the music scene it was like...culture shock to me man. Here's one guy who's like openly dissing and insulting his mom in his songs...Back then I was going through that rebellious part of my life...you know...the I'm-too-cool-for-school attitude...or...the I'm-from-planet-cool-and-my-parents-from-planet-lame...or the I'm-out-to-break-every-rule-because-I'm-a-rebel sorta stuff...I know...it sounds kinda lame now but damn I was so crazy back then...

Mom :- Go wash the car...
Me :- The maid can do it...
Mom :- Why can't you do it?
Me :- Cause washing cars make me look stupid...and I'll lose my coolness...plus...I'm a rebellion..you geddit?
Mom :- So you going to wash or not??
Me :- Not in a million years ,woman...
Mom :- ***mutters under breath*** stupid rebellious psychopaths...


Forward to 2005:-
Mom :- Go wash the car...
Me :- Yes Maam...


Simple as that...Anyways, back to Em...yeah...I worshipped him for his lyrics and his guts...Heck the guy even flames his wife and I was like "Man this guy kicks so much ass..."
But as the years go on and more albums are produced...I kinda got sick and tired of him. Sure...you diss your mom once and everyone was like "Way to fuck off the old lady, Em..."...you diss your mom again and everyone's like "Dude...your mom again??" and after 342394823 more dissings everyone's now like "We geddit already...you hate your mom...heck...WE hate your mom...fuck her...dude...like sing something original man"


So he goes to do something original by dissing Michael Jackson in his music video...I was like "What the fuck?"...Man, nobody cares bout that child-molesting creep...Yes...he was one big superstar back then but celebrities are weird anyways...Just look at how many of them are trying to revive their careers by filming themselves having sex and "accidentally"(you see...i use " " for accidentally) letting loose the video to the media...


Paris Hilton :- I'm so god-damned famous now because all you perverts have watched my video...Yes...I'm that cheap slut in the video...worship me!!! Now, that's cool!(her trademark phrase it seems...oh wait...nobody cares)

Britney Spears :- I'm as fat as a cow now and I'm trying to revive my dead career by doing a porno movie for you perverts out there...now hit me one more time baby...oh yeah...

Janet Jackson :- Oh damn...nobody listens to my records anymore...perhaps I should get Justin Timberlake to rip off my clothes and show my boobs to the whole world....

Michael Jackson :- I've been black before and now I'm white...I'm rich and I've got almost everything I want...Perhaps I should go molest some boy-kid for the fun of it...Watch out little boys...here I come (insert wicked witch laughter)...

R.Kelly :- Man..me nigga bored...me should fuck 16-year-old kid, record it and spread it on the internet....and that's cool yo...street credzzzz...


So...back to Eminem...I think I speak for everyone when I say "We're tired of your lame-ass songs and your child-like dissings...No...rap music is not alive...you've killed it Whitey...nobody likes your songs and nobody cares about your mom...or your wife...or Michael Jackson or as a matter of fact...you. In this festive season, may you not produce anymore ear-damaging records and may you once just sit in a table together with your family, shut up and try to have a nice dinner together..."


Merry Christmas all...
Man...celebrities suck...

drive safe?

So I was out on the roads in my car, heading back towards home after a meal with my pals when just out of a sudden, I got myself involved in some illegal high-speed race thingy. 3 cars...a Proton Wira and 2 Perodua Kancils were racing with each other, going at very high speeds and weaving in and out of traffic. I could clearly see what they were doing through my rear-view mirror. Since it was a 2-laned stretch of road...did I :-

1) Slowed down and moved to the left, allowing them to pass?? NO!

2) Joined in the race by going at high speeds as well?? NO!

I just got my car alongside another car(let's refer to him as Slow-Mo shall we?) who was doing like 60kph and well...maintained that speed. So...there we were...Slow-Mo and me, occupying both lanes of the road while doing 60kph. Needless to say our racer-wannabes started tailgating me and flashing their headlights at me.

My friend, who was also in my car went, "Dude...just let them(the racers) pass man..."

"I will man...as soon as I overtake Slow-Mo...but I can't lar. Sign says the speed limit is 60."

"Oh ya...right! We're just obeying the law."

"Yeah man...we're not doing anything wrong. So just sit back and relax la."

So I turned up the volume of my CD player and we continued rocking out to Linkin Park.

Soon, Slow-Mo disappeared, turning off into another road and the 3 "racers" overtook me from the left...each, revving their engines as they passed me.

GREAT JOB SCHUMACHERS! It is indeed a big achievement to overtake someone who's doing 60kph! **clap clap**

And, surprise surprise(I wasn't actually...)...All 3 of them were youngsters...you know...spiky hairstyles, sun shades and that ever obvious "P" sticker on their cars. I will never understand why youngsters love to speed so much. I am not saying that all youngsters are speedsters. Heck, I used to be a little gung-ho myself. 5 accidents and RM4000 in damages paid later, I learnt my lesson and began driving like a law-abiding citizen. Friends would usually go "Man, what are you?? 60 years old?? You drive so slow for what?"...but I'd just turn a deaf ear to them.

It shouldn't take one to have to undergo several accidents before learning how to be a careful driver. It should start from the very moment they take hold of the steering wheel. Learn from those who set good examples. I learned a lot from my dad for he boasts of an accident-free driving career of 30 years. Can't blame him. The man takes 90 degree corners at 15kph. 15 measely kilos per hour!! Man!!

In conclusion, no...not every youngster is a careless, speeding driver and there are plenty of adults who speed just as well. However, we must know that speeding is just another tragedy waiting to happen. So what if you reach your place of appointment 10 minutes late? The main point is that you reached there in one piece. Safety first people. Drive safe. And always think of your loved ones.

P.S.
The speed limit for that stretch of road I was on was 60kph but who obeys the speed limit anyways?

i'm bored..

It's 7.50 in the morning and it's raining slightly...I couldn't sleep...so I went through all my previous posts in here.
And that got me thinking :- "Have I gotten dumb over the past year?"
I noticed that my earlier posts were more entertaining than my current posts.
I used to update just about everyday but now...I couldn't even be bothered to update it weekly.
I got nothing to write...I got nothing to tell...I got nothing to express...
I've just become....plain dumb....This sucks...
Perhaps I should do what I used to do...tell about my daily happenings...
Ohhhh....kay...So..the 16th of December eh? Friday...Let's see...

Got up at 3pm as usual...the first thing on my mind was DotA(a very very addictive game)...no baths, no lunch, no brushing of teeth. Straight to DotA till 5pm before I went down for lunch. Got a call for "yum cha" with Lay Sin and Shin Lun so it was off to Subaidah at 9.30pm...again....and again...it's the 5th time in 3 weeks. Met up with Kok Wai, Rhyner, Heng Hwang, Andy and Win Li there. Seriously I think I've gotten dumb...I couldn't find anything to say to them. So I just did what I always do whenever I have nothing to say :- stuff myself with food...

1 "teh ais", 1 "limau ais", 1 garlic naan, 1 "roti malaysia" and 1 "mee rebus" later, we went our separate ways...Made a huge mistake while doing a 3-point-turn today. The place was so dark that I didn't notice a big-ass rock behind and I hit it quite hard. I was like "Holy crap...who the hell leaves a rock in the middle of nowhere??". Damn pissed...got down and checked my car...a few scratches and surprise surprise...there wasn't a dent there...Thank God...

While on my way home, I started thinking about the long holidays we had after the STPM examinations...those days before we entered uni...Those days were so carefree, so fun, so joyous, so stressfree...Now that we're in uni, everyone's occupied with minor things like their transport to uni, the food, the lodgings, the upcoming semester, their CGPA and basically everything else about studies. Gone were the days where we would just sit around a table and go "Eh bro...where to next?? And tomorrow how?? Movie?? Day after that how?? Seafood?? Eh...that chick damn chun wey"

I guess we've already passed on to another chapter of life...a stressful part that is and soon...we'll be working and have even less time for each other...and moreover...some will have their own families and will be busy for the most part of their lives. Time moves too fast. Time changes everyone. I'm scared, honestly. Well that's just life...just have to move on, no?

www.bash.org :- it's goooooooooooooood

Everybody...you gotta visit this site ASAP:- www.bash.org
Some gems you might find there would be:-

Just in case you're wondering, a wang is an American slang for penis. Thanx Yap for the info. :)

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? O_______O
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.


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lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
"getting my song back fucker"


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IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"


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<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...


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brad, your mom is fine as shit
i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls
brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother
Jesus-fucking christ!!!

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Unfortunately, something went wrong with my friendster blog and now....only half of my entries are shown...As a result I'm moving back here...There are still a few posts that are readable there, so...


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will eventually move all my posts from there to.....here i guess..cheerio