Harry Potter is a load of shite...

I finally convinced myself that the 4th Harry Potter movie couldn't be that bad since it had dragons(man...dragons rule) and many other funny looking creatures in it...Plus there's this hot French chick playing...ermm...damn...can't remember the name but....I'm sure you guys know who I'm talking about...and to heat things up even further...here's a little site with some clips of her in her earlier movies...oh...Did I mention she appears topless??

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=325

So I watched the show on DVD 9 today and...I couldn't be more wrong about the movie. Man, everything about the movie blows...including the French chick...cos she can blow my co-.....
No...there wasn't enough of her...and I think the only line she spoke in the whole movie was "Thanks for saving my sister"...Man...WTF??
And that moaning ghost thingy in the toilets...what's her name again? Moaning Matilda?? Moaning Moron?? Oh wait...nobody cares...Man I get pissed whenever I see her...It's like I wanna reach into the TV set and strangle her to death...oh wait...she's already dead...damn...


And the baddies...man...they're so bloody stupid...So you wanna kill Harry Potter right?? And...you got one of them bad guys to transform himself into that old-rotating-eyeball guy just to get next to him right?? So what do you do next?? Do you....

1) kill Harry Potter??
2) kill Harry Potter??
or...
3) kill Harry Potter??

No way...you become his Defense against the Dark Arts teacher, teach him some new magic spells, help him out in the Triwizard Tournament and get yourself thrown back to Araban jail...oh wait...Akaban jail...shit...
Anyways...this shows how stupid these kinda movies can get...I mean...all that guy had to do was to whip out a pocket knife and stab Harry in the armpits...Not only will he bleed to death, you will get yourself like a whole barrel-full of blood for the Dark Lord's revival and also save us the trouble of having to go through another 3 books only to find out that Harry finally defeats the baddie...Man...7 books just to know that the bad guy loses...that's crap...


And that Dark Lord fool...1 stroke of his wand and Harry's friend was dead...oh wait...it was that rat-guy who killed him innit? anyways...couldn't he do that to Harry while he was wand-less?? Sure...that'd be no honour in killing an unarmed person but who cares rite?? The most important thing is to kill while you can...But nooooo....Harry rearms himself and lo-behold...his dead...yeah..get this right...DEAD parents came to save the day...And Jesus Christ...Harry is saved again...for the fourth bloody time...


I've already stopped reading the Harry Potter books since book 4...because basically all the books are the same...Baddie wants to kill Harry but fails...and I swear I'll think twice before watching another Harry Potter movie...I've lost the magic that J.K.Rowling once put upon me in her first book...I've lost it right after the 4th book...The ending was so thrilling yet stupid..Baddie was about to kick Harry's ass and he gets saved...Furthermore...there seems to be no urgency at all at the fact that someone's trying to kill him...In the end...he takes the train back to Ron's house for the holidays...GREAT! If someone was trying to kick my ass I'd be living with some kick-ass wizards and witches for my own safety and not with some kids who don't know squat about magic...damn...


I'm going back to Tolkien's Lord of the Rings for the 8th time...No...it never gets old because every volume is so entertaining and everybody knows REAL wizards(who fight against Balrogs and Orcs) kick ass...

***going back to KL on Saturday so updates will be scarce and few...my apologies***