Genting trip

3am on a saturday morning. What is there to do? I don't feel like sleeping nor do I feel like playing with my dragon. Hahahahahha. Not really interested in mamaks and the clubs are probably closed by this time. Want do what? My friend say go Genting lo. My first reaction was like "Shit...go Genting for fucks ar? There got what to do? Find prostitute?". But then I gave it a second thought and came back with this reponse "Good. Let's go Genting First World Hotel, use the toilet and come back down again."


Shit man. So we actually drove all the way there. If I'm not mistaken it's bout 30kms(give or take) from my place. Fuck man, Uncle Lim damn kao kao rich but he can't even install enough street lamps along the road to Genting. Genting road damn blardy excitement. Reminds me of Teluk Bahang. Fucking dark with fucking sharp corners. But dangerous also la. More dangerous than the Genting China Mei Mei. There the most, you get AIDS and die in 20 years time. This road you close your eyes 2 seconds I guarantee you fly off the mountain and die.


When reached the top, I just realised that I was still in shorts and slippers. Damn mother chee bye cold. Can feel my balls frozen. Next time go up again must wear 3 layer underwear. The last time I went up there was when I was 5. That time my dragon not fully grown. Now my dragon even the China Mei Mei see also scared. They only know how to say "I want more!!" Hahahahaha!! But go up there my dragon become worm. I think shrink until smaller than my 5 year old time dragon. Hahahahaha. All I can say is never take photo at Genting at 4.45am wearing only shorts and slippers.



damn lan ciao-shrinking cold


When we reached First World Hotel, mother chee bye, got a lot of tourist bus unloading passengers there. These people don't need sleep? It was already 5am. But not too bad la. Got a lot sexy sexy mui muis to see. I think they're from China or something. Don't really care. As long can see girls can dee. They all look very cold. Should ask my help ma. My dragon can breathe out fire and warm them a bit. Hahahaha. Parked the car at the side, went in search of the toilet and took some photos.


There was also a Starbucks there and I saw some people drinking those ice-blended thing. I donno la...I'm not a big fan of Starfucks. Only the rich high class people drink. Low class poor Ah Beng like me drink kopi-0 jit poay also happy. Then I realised these people no brain 1 izzit? Up here Genting so cold summore drink ice-blended. Might as well walk around naked. Siao...












yup...5.05am and it's 16 degrees. Colder than my home aircond.







Even took one of myself in front of the hotel. Just in case some people say I'm talking cock and cooking up a fake story. Walked around a bit and we saw this miniature model of the whole of Genting set up in the front lobby. Looks damn chio.



Roller coaster on the bottom left...



closeup of roller coaster...



the real thing itself...


Found the toilet. Took probably the most expensive (fuel and energy wise) piss ever and left the place. We wanted to find the casino. Not to gamble of course. My pocket only left RM20 gamble for fuck ar? We wanted to see some China Mei Mei. But in the end cannot find it. Sienz. Go back Bukit Bintang see the massage Mei Mei or go Chow Kit find the Papaya Farm girls better.


Descending the mountain was like having our ears poked, literally. We were speeding down so fast that our ears could not adapt to the rapid pressure changes. My friend say "You crazy ar...go down mountain also drive so fast?" I looked at the meter and it showed 120kph. I was like "Eh...like not fast enough leh..."


Reached home at 6 and slept straight away. My ears still kinda deaf. My head still a little bit pening. But still, had a great time. I'm now thinking up of new places to go and piss. I have this idea of going to that KLCC twin tower bridge thing and piss there. HAhahahahahaha. Or go some high class hotel like the JW Marriot and piss in the swimming pool. Or perhaps should drive to Melaka and piss on that famous Fort A'Famosa thing.


So what do I think of Genting? It was fun and was a good experience to drive up but definitely not worth the time, energy and fuel. Better take bus or cable car. Probably the 2nd and last time I'll ever go up there again. Unless of course got brothers want go gambling and find China Mei Mei. Then I want go tooooooooooo.....