The other day while I was reading the newspaper, I came across something which was quite out of the ordinary. Now I don't usually do newspaper reviews or whatever but I'm getting bored with life anyways. When the newspaper is the next most entertaining thing to do to masturbation, you know it is time to reevaluate your life and think about the next best thing to do to lighten up your life :- So I ran up to some random guy and punched him in the face...Man, that felt so good.


Anyways, in the Metro section, there was this gigantic picture of our very own Youth and Sports Minister kicking some ang moh in the nads and ruining his shit for the rest of the day. You can tell from his expression that this was no publicity stunt and the picture wasn't taken just for interest's sake. THIS REALLY HAPPENED. IT IS NOT A POSE. And right at the bottom there's this sentence "Sports Minister Datuk Azalina Othman Said shows how a woman can defend herself during the first session of an ambitious self-defense programme for the fairer sex"

Wohhhhh...ambitious indeed. I'm shivering in my pants already. It's a self-defense class for the fairer sex. Wow. I'm already expecting a couple of girls running up to me and ruining my shit too.Woooo. So they actually teach you how to kick balls in that class? AND IN THE FIRST SESSION TOO?? Wow!
Man, you'd know this is some fucked up shit when kicking a guys balls is labelled as self-denfense. When a man slaps a woman's boobs, it is called sexual assault. But when a woman kicks a guy in the nuts, it is called self-defense?? This is horse shit. You don't see the former Sports Minister(that Hishamuddin guy, our current Education minister) uppercutting a woman in her jaw while laughing and labelling it as self-defense. You don't get a picture where a woman grimaces in pain as she holds her jaw. Man that would rule so hard but we know this will never happen because women's rights activist will start bitching all over the place.



Which brings me to another article. You see there's this MP(member of parliament) who recently made a comment that women divorcees are "gatal" or randy in English. Before he could even say "Just kidding fags" he was lambasted left,right, and centre by, as expected, women's rights groups and a couple of guys who're probably too gay to even think straight. Look, everyone's entitled to their own opinion. I wish everyone would just stop bitching over small issues like this. Women's rights groups are always waiting to pounce on men who label women in a bad way. Here's something for you women's rights fags to ponder on :- GET A JOB!

Anyway, I think our current Sports Minister is a deranged psycho who enjoys basking in the lime light with the fact that she's a big shot now. Every other day there are pictures in the newspaper of her playing badminton, checking out stadiums, working with young sports men and the like. She will never get the fact that NOBODY CARES and the only reason we're reading the sports pages of a newspaper is because of the football coverage and/or the Magnum and Toto winning numbers. Holy shit, I just labelled a woman as a deranged psycho. Anytime now, I might be kicked in the balls. I have to be more careful. Bah...blast this bullshit.