Interesting story in the papers the other day. There were 2 articles about Vietnamese women being sold as brides to local men and this somewhat seems to be a big issue among Malaysians, ESPECIALLY women. Do have a read, the news are also in the website.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/12/19/nation/16359959&sec=nation&focus=1

and

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/12/19/nation/16361638&sec=nation


Anyways, for those slacks who couldn't be bothered with picking up a newspaper or visiting the news website, here's a short synopsis. Vietnamese women are being sold as brides to local men and that group of motherfuckers(women's rights groups or whatever) are as usual running their mouth off again.


You know something? I don't see what the big deal is. So a couple of men wanna find brides without going through the hassle of courtship and all that stuff. Is that so wrong? Is that, as according to Datuk Michael Chong, our overpublicised MCA good guy, so sickening and immoral? I'll tell you what's sickening and immoral. The fact that local women are demanding so much from us men.


For those who cannot accept the fact that men are buying foreign brides, shut up and listen to what I have to say. You see, men have needs, and sometimes, women need to understand their roles as females in the society. Let me give you an example. A guy takes a girl out for dinner. He drove and he paid for everything including the overpriced car-park tickets in KL. So the guy drives the girl back to her home. Does she...

A) Say thank-you and goodnight?
B) Mentions that lunch the next day is on her?
C) Offers to pay for the car park tickets and petrol for the next trip?
D) All of the above?


WRONG you fucks. None of the above actually matters for a guy because all a guy wants after spending so much money and time, and having to sit through dinner with a girl when he could be at home playing wrestling games on his PS2, is a good, long blowjob. Nothing fancy. Just a nice and proper blowjob.


So here's a question for local women. If a guy spends so much on you, yet you are not interested to give the guy a blowjob, where else must he look to get one? The answer is simple. Cash and carry Vietnamese wives. According to the papers, a one time payment of between RM20,000 to RM30,000 would instantly get a man a wife, or a life-time supply of blowjobs, whichever way you want to look at it. Plus, the men actually get to choose how their wives would look like. Super awesome!


Plus you cannot go wrong with a Vietnamese wife because maintaining one would be cheap. I mean, these women were probably picked from the farms or some secluded villages, which makes the word Starbucks as confusing to them as the words "You-wanna fuck?", which also means you can save all that money that you would otherwise spend for a fuckacinno(or frappucinno..whatever) on a local girl and instead fork out RM1.20 for a kopi-peng for your Viet wife. Gucci would probably mean "dog shit" in the Vietnamese language so you can be sure she won't be around demanding high-end, expensive clothings.


Of course there will be some politically-correct fucks(women's groups again) who would say that men are denying these Viet women their lives and rights by taking them as wives. Wrong again fuckers. You see, our local men are probably doing these women a favour by taking them as wives. As I said in my previous paragraph, these women might actually come from poverty-stricken places and our local men are actually providing them a better life right here in Malaysia. There might be also men who would shower these women with their attention (and money) and please do tell me...which woman wouldn't want that? Of course, the lives of some of these women could take a turn for a worse but that is not of our concern is it?


But of course we have to ask ourselves, are men only after foreign brides just to satisfy their sexual needs. The answer is of course an affirmed NO. Every man has a compasionate and loving side. Sometimes these men need someone for companionship. But sometimes, local women tend to depend so much on the outlook of men that the ugly ones are always neglected. Or there might still be some single men who are already in their 50's or 60's and tell me honestly, would any woman out there still marry men that old? Shunned by the female half of society, they have no choice but to look for foreign brides. Local women, see what you've done?


So there you have it. Four reasons why local women should stop complaining about local men getting foreign brides.

1) Cheap price for a life-time supply of blowjobs...plus we get to choose!
2) Cheap maintainence of a Viet wife.
3) Able to easily satisfy men's needs.
4) Companionship for men who has been shunned by local women.


Of course I still love women and this post is in no way to degrade women.


Couple of other news in the papers this past few weeks. Civil servants are asking for a 40% pay rise, or something like that. All I know is these people are asking for a pay rise when they are the ones slacking off. Malaysians are probably the laziest people in the whole wide universe. Everybody complains about the fuel hike, hike in water rates, hike in electricity rates, whatever. The government cannot support and subsidise for you forever you bums. What's that you say? If the price of everything is rising, why is your pay not rising? Look at yourselves. Malaysians probably have the most holidays among all countries on Earth. Every other celebration, Malaysians would take the day off. Christmas, Raya, New Year, Chinese New Year and whatever. If you people are always taking holidays, so who is working and increasing the productivity of the country? That is why Malaysia will never progress because people are lazy, refuse to work harder and hopes the government would subsidise for everything. Well tough luck assholes.


More interesting news. one of Kelantan's ruling party's(PAS) leaders has decided to loosen up on the Islamic rules of the state and allow discos to be built to boost tourism. Only problem is these discos would be same-sex discos which means no inter-mingling between the sexes. Anyone interested in going to an all-male disco?


Last one. Somebody wrote to the Star the other day. In the section for letters and opinions, there was this guy who expressed his disappointment over Malaysia's showing in the Asian games and commented that with the amount of money the government spends on developing sports in our country, we should be on par with the giants of the sporting world, China and Japan. True except for one thing. Malaysia has a population of roughly 27 million while China has 1.3 billion. Obviously the odds of finding talented people in China is higher, right dumbass?