New Year's here!! Good luck's here!! And so are 2 big piles of bird poo

Location:- Outside of CPT(Convent Pulau Tikus)
Scene:- pgslacker in car,parked under tress...waiting for sister

Okay...I was just minding my own business...listening to the radio (Unchained Melody was playing....Lovely) when I heard the unmistakable sound of "prosperity".What did it sound like? It goes a little sumthing like *sssssPLAttttttt*
It took me by surprise...Recovering from the aftershock I noticed the all-too-familiar greenish-yellow of bird poo-poo on my windscreen....Hmm...seems like "prosperity" arrived a little too early...
I didn't bother cleaning up the poo as I believe it might bring along good luck(pgslacker's car's windscreen washers were malfunctioning...stupid proton)

Picked up my sis and headed home.Stopped at a junction...and was about to turn right when the God of Prosperity decided to drop another one *sssssssssssssPLAttttttttttttttt* Longer and louder this time!!
Now there're 2 freaking piles of bird poo on my windscreen and my blardy windscreen washers still don't work...
I believe that's enough "prosperity" to last me throughout the Year of the Cock(rooster i mean){I just love saying that....Year of the Cock...Year of the Cock....Year of the Cock...Year of the Cock}

*NOTE* The Chinese have a funny superstition that when one gets hit by crap, it symbolizes good luck and prosperity.....

-Till this date the poster has not cleaned up his windscreen...Who would want to clean up "prosperity" eh? pgslacker's car together with the 2 piles of bird crap are on display throughout the 15 days of Chinese New Year...Come one come all and see "prosperity" in the flesh...Cheerio-