Japanese girls and why I'm attracted to them

During my final year of school, I had the oppurtunity of meeting foreign exchange students from Japan...
Woooo hoooooooo......It was like a dream come true...that is until we actually met the students...
About how they look? Ermm...Hmmm...It's better I keep my comments to myself.....

Anyways, me and me mates had the priviledge of giving them a tour around penang island....
It gets funny when the japs are trying to tell us something....A typical conversation between me and a jap girl would go sumthing like this :-

Me:- Your first time in Malaysia?
Jap:- Yes
Me:- Your first time overseas?
Jap:- Yes
Me:- Like the food here?
Jap:- Yes
Me:- Want to have another drink?
Jap:- Yes
Me:- What do you want to drink?
Jap:- Yes
Me:- *scratching head* Hey...What's ur name again?
Jap:- Yes
Me:- *getting cheeky* Like movies?
Jap:- Yes
Me:- *takes a chance* Like dirty movies?
Jap:- Yes
Me:- *Woooooo hooooooo* Strip for me?
Jap:- Yes
Me:- *hits jackpot* So I'll meet you at (insert name) hotel at, say.....11-ish...for some *ehem* "fun"?
Jap:- Yes
Me:- *loses balance of himself* You eat shit?
Jap:- Whato is this shito?
Me:- *wipes sweat from forehead* You know....poo-poo...
Jap:- Oh!! Poo-poo!! I li-ked very much-ed to eato this poo-poo!!
Me:- *FAINTS*

The above conversation was just made up...I'm sure you all know that...HAH!
Anyways, off the 3 days they were in penang...I can only remember the weird way they speak(the way WE speak is considered weird to THEM too)
Good experience? Of course
Visiting Japan anytime soon? No thank you....

-the poster will still resort to taking in the sights and sounds of Japan through pirated VCDs and DVDs("special movies"). pgslacker will only be heading to Japan when and if Penang's sushi supply runs out...Cheerio-