Tuesday, February 15, 2005

I LOVE PUSSIES....WOOO HOOOOO.....

*NOTE* FOR PEOPLE WHO GET EASILY OFFENDED....PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SKIP THIS POST!!!!!!


Pussies oh pussies....how I love them pussies...
Hmmm..I especially love those hairy type of pussies....It makes them look more exotic...
Not that I don't like shaven pussies...just that...shit...shaven pussies are fugly...
Going on...I love pussies...I love to play with pussies...I love to kiss pussies...I love to tease pussies....
Although there are some pussies which smell bad....but heck...I still love them pussies...
Them pussies come in so many different shapes and sizes...There are small pussies and big pussies...Pussies with tight lips or pussies with loose lips...and of course...pussies which smell bad and pussies which smell good...and oh yeah..pussies with lots of hair and pussies with little hair or none at all.....

Just the other day this girl I know(nice looking girl..same age as me) showed me her pussy when I came over to visit for Chinese New Year...There was nobody around so I guess she was just getting cheeky...I've known her for quite a long time and this is the first time that she's showing me her pussy....
Hmmmmm...HMMMM.....a nice hairy mama pussy....I like I like....

Girl :- Touch it la
Me :- Are you sure? I think it's not appropriate la....
Girl :- It won't bite you one la!!

So I began touching her pussy from top to bottom and left to right...She was giggling....though I have no idea why.....Soon my fingers were in the pussy's lips!!!

Me :- *pulls fingers from pussy* God dammit!! Damn wet la your pussy!!
Girl :- Sure la...Excited to see you ma...
Me :- What the F**K?

Soon her elder sister came back(a nice looking girl in her early 20's)....and on seeing that her sister(my friend) was showing me her pussy, she rushed upstairs...Soon...she came down and showed her own pussy to me....

Me :- God damn!!! What's with you two and showing your pussies to people?? Bey hiao pai seh??(don't you both get embarassed?)
Girl and Sister :- We're damn proud of our pussies okay?? Small and nice and cute ma!!
Sister :- Plus...my pussy's very wet now...Just finished licking ma!!
Me :- What the F**K?

So... there you go...In only 1 day I've already seen 2 different types of pussies....Hmmm...the sister's pussy was just as hairy as my friend's....hmm...i like..i lurrrrvveeeee hairy pussies.....





















cute or not? hehehehe Posted by Hello

*THE TRUTH BEHIND*
okay...the pic above was sourced from the Internet because I had forgotten to bring along my digi-cam when I went visiting....
The 2 sisters apparently each got themselves a cat(or pussy...depends on your thinking..haha)....which is just about the same as the picture above......and when the elder sister mentioned "Just finished licking", she meant that the cat just finished bathing...If your knowledge serves you well, you would know that cats keep themselves clean by licking themselves...Ewww....So there you go...If you thought that I would be that lucky to have 2 girls flash their private parts at me...then your thinking is just wrong(you dirty bastard...they're my cousins la!!!)..hahahahha...Cheerio....

Angel on right shoulder :- Ohhh....So when you meant pussy...you mean cats izzit...I thought what pulak...
Me :- Eh Devil...Angel's thinking also damn dirty man...Thinking bout girl's private parts...
Devil on left shoulder :- Shit...I also thought it was girl's private parts man...
Me :- Kanneh...you 2 damn dirty bastards man...and you call yourselves my conscience...SHIT!
Angel and Devil on both shoulder :- F**K you la pundek!!!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo that was a good one! haha!

7:31 PM  
Blogger slacker said...

hahaha...thanx bro...

2:44 AM  

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