Errr...stupid people???

Stupid people can be found nearly everywhere...Let me give you an example...The 3 kids living opposite me...
It was "Pai Ti Kong"(pray to sky god) night...and as you might recall...it was raining cats and dogs then....
However...Einstein, Newton, and Edison had this great idea of letting off fireworks in the rain...

Einstein :- According to my calculations, if we let off the fireworks about now...the spark would be brighter...Any of you guys know why??
Newton :- Because our planet is suffering from acid rain...and in acid rain..there's sulphur(*If I'm not mistaken*)...
Edison :- Right you are ol'chap...The sulphur in the rain will then ignite the flame of the firework...thus giving out a brighter spark....
Einstein, Newton and Edison :- YES...WE'RE GENIUSES!!!

So Einstein, Newton and Edison started firing away fireworks at around 12am....
Babies cried, dogs howled, people cursed, ermm....car alarms went off?? hahaha...
I couldn't help but look out of my window and watch the action.....
*FFF-EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee POK!!!*

Einstein :- Did you see that? That's a big spark!!
Newton :- And the POPPING sound....louder...!!!
Edison :- Gentlemen...We've just modified the firework...!!!
Me :- *clap clap clap* ***You're doing a good job of waking up the neighbourhood, A-holes!!!***

*Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Pok pOk poK!!!!!*

Me :- Enough is enough...*walks out of house towards 3 geniuses*.....Eh..Pundeks...You know what's the bloody time dee or not??
Einstein :- Ahh...according to my calculation...it's about...half past midnite...
Newton :- Accoring to my sundial watch(there's no sun you fool!!!) , its about 30 minutes before 1...
Edison :- Or in layman's term...it's 12.30 in the morning...
Me :- Ahhh...I say old chaps....Would you chaps mind to keep things down a little??
Einstein :- And what if we don't??
Newton :- What are you gonna do bout it?
Edison :- There's 3 of us and 1 of you....
Me :- Crap *runs to my car and pull out baseball bat*...Now we'll see who's the boss...

So I started whacking up the geniuses...1st up was Einstein...His weapon? A NUCLEAR WARHEAD!!!
*NOTE* Einstein did invented the equation that will ultimately lead to the invention of the nuclear bomb...

Me :- Nuclear bomb my ass....*Pulls back arm about 180 degrees and let go 1 hammer-strike on his head*
Einstein :- Arrghh arrghh......

Next up...Newton...His weapon? *GASP!!!* ...APPLES!!!
*NOTE* Newton discovered gravity when an apple fell on him while he was resting under an apple tree...

Newton :- You'll die in the hands of my apples......*starts to throw apples*
Me :- Eat apples, bitch!!! *uses baseball bat to whack the apples back at Newton*
Newton :- ARRgghhh....arrghhhhh......

Finally...Edison...His weapon? Huh? A light bulb? Shit!!
*NOTE* Edison invented the light bulb...

Edison :- You shall die by the brightness of my bulb!!! *Increases current to his bulb, making it brighter*
Me :- Shit...what do I do? *whips out his stylish and new Ray-ban sunglasses* Ah-hah!! Protection!! *starts whacking the holy-crap out of Edison*
Edison :- Arrghh...my knees...my knees.....

So Einstein, Newton and Edison went off...and there was peace again....

*THE TRUTH BEHIND*
Okay...there were really 3 kids opposite my house playing fireworks...but at 12am? crap....think about others 1st lar....and all that whacking and stuff...fake la of course...I'd be in prison now if I did that....Anyways...Einstein, Newton and Edison were the great minds of the world and I really do respect them...Just that we have new great minds who experimented with letting off fireworks in the rain....crazy....

Angel on right shoulder :- *sleeping*
Me :- Eh?
Devil on left shoulder :- *sleeping*
Me :- No wonder...It's 3.50 am dee....
Angel and Devil :- SSSSHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

-pgslacker was bored to death and hence the birth of this...ermm...crap post....it's 3.50am...can't sleep again...i don't know why...Cheerio-