Celebrities and the whore rating

Britney Spears
Who she?:- American singer/actress
Positives :- Errrr....none?
Negatives :- Polluting minds of innocent children with skimpy clothings, hair-raising songs and bad acting, marrying and dumping several men, fake boobies.....
Comments:- Woooo....she 1 fugly woman....
Whore rating :- 8/10

Lindsay Lohan
Who she?:- American teenage singer/actress
Positives :- Good acting in Parent Trap and that's bout it
Negatives :- Britney clone, bad songs, and too much freckles(do something about it woman...you're a celebrity!!) ...
Comments:- Wooooo...another fugly person...go back to high school
Whore rating :- 7/10

Paris Hilton
Who she? Grand-daughter of the owner of the Hilton hotel chain/socialite/actress
Positives :- Her porn movie was good(One Night in Paris)
Negatives :- Party animal, bad acting, ugly but thinks she's pretty, skimpy outfits, galvanising the public to look for her lost Chihuahua, Tinkerbell-only to realise she had left the pooch at grandparent's house.
Comments:- Should really get her homemade porn movie....Stupidity is a joy to watch.
Whore rating:- 10/10

Ms.Chemistry Teacher(she's no celebrity but...name changed to protect identity...go figure)
Who she?:- Chemistry teacher of St.Xavier's Institution/Discipline head No.2
Positives:- Virtually none
Negatives:- Superb sarcasm, lousy teachings(how to make coffee?...please la), rearranging school rules
Comments:- Should quit teaching and start her own kopi-tiam..... noisy b*tch
Whore rating:- 9/10

Bai Ling
Who she?:- American born Chinese model/actress
Positives?:- Nope...Zero...Zip....Nadda
Negatives:- There's plenty....Fugly, fugly and fugly, shaving herself bald(shit), party animal, claims to have 51 boyfriends, skimpy outfits, planting kisses on unsuspecting costars, fugly again....fugly once more...and fugly forever
Comments:- I guess Hollywood needs ugly people to balance up to the good-looking ones...May I present the woman who will shape and balance Hollywood as it is....Bai Ling!!!
Whore rating:- 11.5/10!!!!!

Enclosed below is a picture of the champion whore Bai Ling...
ARRRRGGGHHHHH.....My eyes My eyes....*FAINTS* .......*wipes sweat from forehead* .....*takes a look at pic again* .....*FAINTS again*





arrrgghhhh...the horror!! the horrrrooooorrr!!

-the poster was inspired by an article in The Star, Section 2, pages 4+5, dated 4th of February...pgslacker has a phobia...pgslacker's afraid of bald women....Arggghhh.....Nightmares...Till next time....Cheerio-