I was going through an entertainment magazine(Galaxie) the other day when I noticed...Hollywood is all out of macho action stars. Now usually I don't read entertainment magazines for the fact that there is nothing entertaining in them at all. Not even one naked chick. Now naked chicks are entertaining and if you beg to differ, I'd kick you in the nuts homo. Anyways...I only picked up that magazine because Galaxie was all out promoting it's "new look" and "new contents" recently. Indeed...new look, new content, same old bullshit.


Back to the subject proper, I can't recall the last time Hollywood produced an action movie with a macho looking star. Where were the days when an action star would jump through a glass door and pop every single terrorist in the head with his macho gun while screaming "Yippie-ky-yay mother fucker" ala Bruce Willis in the Die Hard series? What ever happened to Stallone and his antics in Rambo? Man, Rambo kicks so much ass. He's a one man army. Holy shit! I wonder what happened to Steven Seagal. Man, that guy could whip every gun-wielding baddie's behind with his own bare hands. Fucking cool!


Nowadays, our "new" action stars come in the form of :-
Orlando Bloom?? Gay
Jude Law?? Gay
Brad Pitt?? Totally gay
Colin Farrell?? He's got the look but still pretty much gay.


I can't stand the action stars of today. All clean shaven and looking good. All going with that new trend called metrosexual. What's a metrosexual anyways? Oh wait, I don't give a shit. I can't remember the last time I went to the cinema to watch an action flick. Action flicks nowadays are just all good looks and no action. Sure the effects are so much more spectacular but that's the worst part. These new stars depend on effects way too much. Just look at The Matrix. Now that's 3 whole episodes of the biggest horse crap in action movie history. Oh yeah, action stars of today depend too much on stunt doubles too. These people don't do their own stunts do they? I forgot...they might brake a nail and have to go for a manicure. Stupid homos.


There's also this new trend of getting some black guy, or African-American guy if you wanna put it to star in action flicks. Look at that black guy in XXX2. All attitude but all lame bull crap. What about Will Smith and Martin Lawrence in the Bad Boys movie?? Again all attitude but these guys can't kick ass. The effects were good but that's only it. Half the time these guys go into gun fights, they would like jump around, roll around, run around but still emerge from that aftermath squeaky clean. WTF weh??


And don't get me started on that Di Crap-io...oh my bad...Di Caprio guy and even Keanu Reeves. Mr. Reeves must be using some hell of a hair gel because no matter how many times he kicked ass or got his ass kicked, there's not even a single strand of hair misplaced. How the hell can that happen? Where's all the blood and gore that comes with action flicks? Man Hollywood sucks...Oh yeah..there's this guy, can't really remember his name, Jason something, who starred in the Transporter flicks. Now that guy kicks ass but he's no where near as macho as Bruce Willis cos everybody knows Bruce Willis is da man yo.





On a non-related topic, there was a picture in the Star paper, dated 13/4/06 that depicted a couple of Indonesians burning copies of the new Indonesian Playboy, stating their religious beliefs as the catalyst of them doing so. Man what the fuck is wrong with these homos?? Just a few of the myriads of stupid people around the world. Man...Playboy? Burn? Stupid...