english sucks....

So I thought having English as a subject for the new sem would be great since English is like...the next easiest shit in the universe to looking for porn on the Internet...
I'm not trying to boast that my English is good...heck...sometimes...I is also use a little bit of the Manglish la...
But then...UTAR has a knack of messing things up...remember the hula hoops??
Well...this time around...they've put both my English lectures and tutorials right smack next to each other...
So on Thursdays...weeeee...it's 8.30-12...yes...3 and a half freaking hours of English...
Even if I liked English...which I don't to begin with...I can't stand 3.5 hours of it...no one can...it's fucking stupid...



So if you wanna have 3.5 hours of English...at least get a lecturer who can garner the attention of the students for that long...
Half an hour into my first English class and I was already bored out of my mind...
Our first activity?? Discuss why you wanna be a scientist....
Fuck no...we shouldn't be discussing this shit in English class because this shit's for kindergarten little kiddies...
Ask them why they wanna be scientists and they'll be giving you their innocent naive answers:-
"I wanna create something"
"I wanna make money"
"Scientists are cool"
No dumbass...Scientists are not cool...
My answer would have been "I wanna be a scientist so I can take over the world.Now that's cool.Period."



Next on the agenda was a debate...
The topic:- Scientists bring more harm than good...
I was on the side supporting the scientists...
I nearly blew myself up when the topic was given...It was just another no-end debate...
1 side goes "thanx to aeroplanes...SARS is now found all over the world"
The other side would go "But SARS is chicken flu...nature stuff...nothing to do wiv scientists"
Before long both sides picked up their boxing gloves and punched the hell out of each other...
Of course...being the more sensible and logical one...I just watched...
I knew this debate had no end to it as each side pummelled each other with their points...
If they had actually let me speak I would have told them:-
"Without scientists we'll all still be stuck in caves with leaves covering our private parts and having raw goat's meat for dinner.Done"
Who gives a shit about a little harm? Man...



Final agenda was the homework given...
Guess what we have to do? OOOoooo...We have to go discover something...
I know...you're as confused as I am...
Everyone was like "What the fuck?" and that's before the lecturer picked up a chair, put it on a table and explained:-
"Go...go out to discover something...like this chair...go find out why it has 4 legs...go find out why it has a backrest...go find out why it has a seat...go...goooooo you dumb fucks..go discover"
I was only seconds from bursting out in laughter....
Nooooooooooooooooooooo...having lived for 20 years...I still would not know what the 4 legs of a chair are for...and I have to go discover it...Man I love being a scientist...NOT!!!